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gb817
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^ Is currently building a sexbot. The codename for the project is F.I.S.T.O.
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^ Is a
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^ Is right behind you...
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^ Is currently in an on again, off again, relationship with Sir Elton John.
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^ Frequently gives praise to the sun.
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^ Does erotic carvings of famous renaissance painters.
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^ Likes to hide in a closet while dressed as superman and watch people.
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^ Played the mime
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^ Plans to assassinate Miley Cyrus while dressed as Hannah Montana.
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^ Throws pool balls at wild animals in the hopes of catching them all.
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^ Is gonna cut a bitch.
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^ Preformed a Mission Impossible style heist in
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^ Is in fact Dick Cheney in a Donald Trump mask working for the Lizard people Illuminati.
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^ Is Donald Trump's secret lover.
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^ Enjoys screaming at small children in German, and does so whenever possible.
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^ Is my imaginary friend.
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^ Is Stan Lee's illegitimate child, and the actual creator of Spiderman.
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^ Initiates games of leapfrog with unwitting strangers.
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^ Frequently takes candy from strangers.
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^ Sneaks into people's homes at night to trim their toenails, and is widely known as the Toenail Fairy.
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^ Is actually John Cena in disguise.
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^ Goes to strip clubs and gives out abstinence pamphlets.
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^ Has spent the past ten years of their life attempting to recreate the Mona Lisa using only toast.
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^ Ain't got none of your fancy book-learning.
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^ Is the reason King of the Hill was taken off of Netflix.