[Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You]

Taught himself Portugese because he was going on holiday to the Algarve. It was only when he got there and asked for direction to his hotel that he discovered he had omitted to learn the words for "left", "right" and "straight on"

[Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You]

Was delighted to be sent to an East European embassy because he'd heard they had lots of pheasants there. Took his best Purdy with him, but was most disappointed to find that all they had there were peasants, and the strict rules of diplomacy didn't allow him to go around taking pot-shots at them. So never mind Age Play not being his bag ... he didn't end up with any bag at all!!!

[Sam & Jenny]

And here is the fourth and final part of the story.

[Sam & Jenny]

Sorry I've been unable to come online for the last three weeks or so ... but I'm back now, and here's the third part of the story.

[Desperation and Wetting]

Wetting is my "thing", and I have come to this site very recently in order to explore the

[How much water to drink without overdoing it?]

Orange juice diluted 50:50 with water is pretty nearly isotonic, and so is a good way to hydrate for watersports as the risk

[Sam & Jenny]

Here is the second part of the story. There are two more parts to go after this, but I don't know when I shall have an opportunity to post them.

[Why Can't it be easy]

1 hour ago, Jamie said:

all your family is dead?

I interpreted

[That Which Can't Be Unseen (Warning: Intense)]

I am so sorry to read that, Dr_J.

I empathise with you entirely. Some years ago, I found myself attempting to resuscitate

[A Special Bed and Breakfast]

That was ever so enjoyable to read ... and remarkably plausible.

[Sam & Jenny]

Here is the first part