Plastic panties are the best,
Keeps things drier than all the rest.
Using diapers, ain't no shame
If incontinent or as a game.
Many sizes from which to pick,
Size large would get my tick.
If no colour I could choose,
Whichever I get, would get used.
Comfy, cozy, snug and dry,
Daily wettings - I don't cry.
Broke my back in '89,
Alive and kicking - I'm doing fine.
Cloth is my preference, but I must say,
Disposables are simpler through the day.
They can leak, leave tell tale marks,
Preventing leaks would be a great start.
For all your efforts, you should be thanked.
This fine website, should be #1 ranked.
Daily diapers is a rush,
On the web, and on my tush.