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welcome, DakotaBug! :-) i like your name. i probably won't be here very often, as i like to drop by on my phone quickly or on my laptop late at night... i'm glad to see our community growing and hope you enjoy the place!

still there, bro? i notice you're a computer guy like me, and you live in Oklahoma like me. i'm 32 and married, and have 2 kids and 0 moneys :-) drop me a line if you wish!

OKC here...

Baby Brian, that looks like a giant flashing clue sign if i ever saw one. i can't imagine any drawbacks. amazon's boxes are perfect camouflage! i will probably try that soon...

during the day you can decide to wet. at night you can't, and it won't happen without (1) time and conditioning, (2) an honest medical issue, or (3) a catheter. and even if it's uncomfortable, you'll probably sleep through it. :-)

quoted with edits to say - ouch! i tried fish tank air hose too, but it was so thick, had too small a hole through the length, and was hard to melt. i figure it's probably too rigid - the catheter has to want to curve inside the bladder or it will just be pushed out. i'd be afraid that your bubble idea could cause some kind of arrow-shaped formation that goes in well but doesn't come back out... eek! and i figure that the two tubes pushed together might pinch horribly. as weird as it sounds, i found that (in lieu of an actual proper catheter part) standard usb cable is a good size inside and out, bends well, melts easy, and is often readily available. i've made three of them, because i've thrown them out during assorted purges or bouts of paranoia :-) i've worn just about everywhere, including at work. there is sometimes some bleeding after removal due to the holes not being smooth and so they scrape past the prostate. i don't recommend jogging or sports with one of them in due to trauma and unwanted migration. i recommend inserting one before bed, especially if one were making an effort to become incontinent, but the effect is always enjoyable.

awesome, will do! nananananananana nananananananana wetmaaaaaan! hehehe nah, honestly i'm just glad to have an outlet for such twisted creativity... further feedback and/or refinement will always be appreciated.

sorry my description is lacking. the intended result is that you'd have nothing sticking out except a button on a piece of floss, and the catheter tube is stuck rather far in, up to the base of the penis. this requires you to push along the bottom of the penis to migrate the catheter in as far as possible. some benefits of this design are that it does not hurt to gain/lose an erection while this is in place, the catheter stays in pretty well because of the pinch/bend of the urethra, and the bladder must fill for a little while until the urine meets the catheter holes and will be expelled in quantity. thanks for that, at least... if that's all anybody actually uses out of the entire crazy and dangerous idea, then i have done my deed (or damage?) for the community. :-)

good point, Bettypooh. though last time i checked, one may require a prescription to order them legitimately and cheaply, so i offer the above as an available alternative. if you have access to catheters, i'd recommend using a intermittent latex rubber one. silicone would be difficult to push through skin, and pvc would probably hurt a *lot* as the open edge scrapes on the way back out. just chop the open end off so it's about 9" long, melt (or trim/bevel? i haven't tried melting latex) the open end so it's smoother, and do everything else the same. the most interesting part is the Glide dental floss, as it makes a durable but very thin retrieval cord.

as a guy who likes to have a bladder issue now and then, this topic has intrigued me for a while. after a lot of trial and error i decided to find my own solution. i call it my toobie. it looks like this: o-=-============---------O Big Standard Disclaimer: if you make and use this, you are putting foreign objects in your body because you wanted to try something you learned on a fetish site on tha intarwebz. be safe and smart. how to make a toobie: parts list - spare USB cable (trust me) - Glide dental floss (strong non-porous Teflon) - clothes button (preferably with 2 holes) - utility knife - lighter construction: 1. use knife to cut about 9.5" of the middle of the USB cable 2. cut about .5" of insulation off one end, and use that to pull all the wires out of the cable, forming an empty tube 3. put one end in your mouth and blow through the tube to confirm that it is clear 4. use a lighter to melt one end, and while it's hot use your fingers to form it to a smooth point. (if it burns and turns crusty/charred, cut it off and try again) 5. test it for smoothness/leaks using your mouth. (lick your lips, try inserting it and make sure it's smooth, and then try to blow into it - there should be no airflow) 6. use the utility knife to cut two oval holes, not opposite from each other, near the closed end (approximately 1/2" and 3/4" from the end, catheter-style, if you've already seen one) 7. (optional!) use the utility knife to cut a shallow 1/4"-long groove around the entire circumference of the tube after the holes (approximately 1 1/2" from the end, for the inner sphincter to grab onto) 8. use the lighter to slightly melt the two holes and the open end of the tube to make them smoother 9. again check the whole thing for smoothness/flow using your mouth 10. take one of the wires we removed from the cable, melt the end so the end has a plastic knob on it, and cut off the metal wire end. (it's now our floss-pulling tool) 11. feed the wire up and through the top oval hole 12. cut about 28" of dental floss from the spool 13. tie one end of the dental floss to the wire using a double square knot 14. pull the wire slightly out, then feed it through the other oval hole 15. tie the other end of the dental floss to the wire using a double square knot 16. gently pull the wire completely out. (you should now have a tube with two pieces of floss sticking out through the end, still tied to a wire) 17. pull the knob-end of the wire out through the knots (leave the knots there) 18. put the two knot ends through the button 19. tie four new square knots, looping in the existing knots so it can't come loose 20. test the strength of the "retrieval cord". (pulling on the button should pull all the way at the oval holes, and should not come loose) 21. wash/store/use/enjoy your toobie :-) insertion: 1. put your penis in the bathroom sink 2. wash your penis head, hands, and toobie with soap and water. (i also recommend running some water through the toobie) 3. get your penis into an erect condition 4. urinate a little for lubrication 5, insert the toobie and push it in as far as possible. (once the plastic part is inserted, use your fingers along the underside of your penis to push on the end of it to get it in further) 6, urine should be coming out uncontrollably! (if not, you might need to build a longer toobie and/or retrieval cord. lucky you?) 7. hold toobie in place and urinate completely to flush inside/outside of toobie with urine 8. enjoy!