nursing baby

1. Mommy expects me to go potty in my diaper every day, but when should I go? Before feeding, during the feeding, or after the feeding? 2. How can I cry like a real baby? 3. When should I use a pacifier? 4. How can mommy encourage me to poo while feeding? 5. Why does mommy insist I wear my bibby all day? 6. What things should mommy get ready before she feeds me? 7. What should mommy do if I didnt poo and I have had a suppository or an enema? 8. Mommy needs to know where to keep my bibbys? 9. are towels acceptable burp cloths? If you are a "baby" 1. What does your mommy say to encourage you to feed? 2. how long does it take you to feed or nurse? 3. what do you do when you have to poo your diaper? 4.If you are expected to have a bowel movement during a feeding or close to a feeding, how does that actually happens? Are you given a laxitive in the bottle? , Given an enema or suppository before the feeding? 5. how many times do you feed daily? 6. What are you usually given in your bottle? 7.Do you choose your feeding times or does mommy? 8.Does mommy use a baby blanket when feeding? 9. Are you expected to make noises, like a baby when breastfeeding or bottlefeeding? 10. are you fed in a quiet place or just anywhere? 11.When bottle feeding, does she put somthing under your chin like a towel? 12.Are you normaly fed both breasts? 13.What does she do while shes feeding you? 14. How do you know its feeding time? 15. Where does mommy buy your baby items?

I have a few questions in regards to becoming a baby: Supplies: 1. Can you wear and use some real baby items? - if so what? 2. Where can I find some very thick terrycloth baby bibs, I cant seem to get a good answer? 3. What is the best bottle out there? 4. What items should I buy for feeding time? Diaper Business: 1. what is the easyest way to use my diaper? - position wise 2. Is it normal to poo during feeding time?- Do you? 3. Why cant I wet? I have tried drinking water, turning on the faucet... 4. What makes a good diaper cover that I can find around the house? 5. How can i poo my diaper? should i take a suppository, laxitive, enema? 6. Should I have baby lotion put in my diaper before i put it on? Feeding: 1. how can i slow down when I feed?- i guess i drink to fast 2. Should my bib have milk on it when Im done? 3. I think my mommy wants me to spit up and burp after eating, how can I do that? 4. When feeding, I think mommy wants me to act more like a baby, what can I do? 5. I am constantly made to use washcloths and bath towels when im fed, but I sometimes get horny , how can i stop? 6. is there a difference between nursing and feeding? mommy thinks there is 7. I am usually bottle fed, should I have cereal too? 8. Mommy wants me on a feeding schedule, she needs to know some ideas for feeding times?