diapered peter

if i was u i would put a used diaper on the top of the stash and the note on it with the text: "DONT STEAL MY DIAPERS OR LAY SOME $$ BEHIND THE STASH" im sure the smell will confront him when he opens the closet and he will discover the note on the used diaper

another thing if u have the bill from the last time u bought ur diapers put it on the top of the stash with gaffa tape on the top diaper, maybye he get the point btw gnomes? nah dont think so its the elephants

well look at it from the bright site u may loose a friend but u will keep ur diapers

Dont worry be nappy

silly duck, nah never just be carefull of the exploding ducks btw: who cares? molicares remember the marilyn monroe song: diapers are a girls best friend??

i still want a copy of that tape, but u said hes sniffing diapers, maybye hes diaper sniffing dependet u should get him on a self help anti diaper sniffing program, that would help him

use a cloth diaper intead of a disp that would make it a little harder to put on fast for him and would be embarresed for him to wash too that would prolly stop the stealing or if then i know some companys u can get free samples from u can give a package of that to ur friend next time he and hes girlfriend are comming just when u start giving the beers put a free package of disp diapers on the table too

Happy b day rc Hope ull have a good day and explode a lot of elephants, and have lots of nice presents peter

hmm maybye u should lock the toilet door next time u have a party with ur friend see what he does, if hes not moving during the party, u can start a conversation then he prolly used the diaper he stole from u

then make sure u dont use the top diaper from the stash then its for sure u get a rash

if ure planning selling the video let me know im dying to get a copy

u could also give him a flying elephant maybye he will stop stealing ur diapers, sometimes peepl need something to cuddle maybye hes just cuddling the diapers and it would be better for him if u gave him a elephant he could cuddle with?

have u thought of the idea; maybýe its not ur friend that use the diaper but hes girlfriend shes maybye to shy to steal them herself ?

im happy u got him, but u have to make 100% sure its him have u ever thought of the idea maybye he has a twin brother who are into diapers and to shy to tell? or another person that dresses like him?

i was hoping to get a update from resless fox im exploding like the elephants by curiosity maybye u should make a party where ure the only one invited , if there then are still dissapearing diapers, it can only be u or the flying exploding elephants,....

i would suggest u to offer a big helmet to ur friends heads and watch out for the flying exploding elephants or at least make sure u dont open the window if ur looking other ways as the diaper stash

i still suggest u to close all ur windows at night, if the thiefs are the flying exploding elephants then u have to do the same as if u have a hurricane in comming that should keep ur safe,and before u go to bed look around in ure house, if the elephants allready are in, because then its a waiste of time to seal the windows btw do penguins splode too??

well maybye she wears them to stop u wearing that could explain it ive heard of help to self help programmes like when u want to quit smoking maybye shes thinking if i wear one diaper theres one less in the stash for u? ever thought of that??

one more thing! i remember the disney movie with the flying elephant, do u sleep with the windows open? maybye its a flying elephant whos snatching the diapers ever thought of that?? i would suggest u to close the windows at night

Ah!! Now were getting closer! It could be right ure sleepwalking, so heres an idea for u: Sleep with a alarmclock on u set it to ring every 5 min, then if u wake up is diapered and holding another diaper in ur hand u know who the thief is

u should have taken the exploding elephants to stay gard, put some wireless secure system on the diapers and on the elephant when the person touch the diapers, the elephant will explode and the thief will run away

thats good ure on the way to find out who it is that steals ur diaper ,.... any u could get a big saftybox with a code , then get another small saftybox for the code so nobody steals the code in the first saftybox u put in the diapers and the 2. ur code shouldnt that be secured enough??? unless offcause u talk while ur sleeping then there is a problem

u bad bad boy rc

bummer after all this work, but try to move the stash of diapers till under ur sheets and sleep on them, then sleep with a big hammer, if something is moving during the night use the hammer,....

im still for the sploding elephants try to call the nearest zoo, maybye they have a elephant u can borrow