Dinner in my Highchair

Until today my wife didn't know I could fit in the highchair we keep for our nieces baby when they visit. It was actually our nieces from over 30 years ago, then we used it for our children. Now our niece has a baby so we brought it down from the attic and it stays in the spare room for when she visits. Anyway, I discovered I could fit in it but never told my wife, I didn't know how she would react. She gave me a hard time about using the playpen at first. Anyway they are due for a visit tomorrow so I pulled the highchair out and was wiping it down and thought my wife was upstairs so I sat in and put the tray on to wipe it down. Next thing I know she is standing across the kitchen and she says "I had better not break it!" She then surprised me by asking If I wanted my lunch sitting in it. I couldn't say YES! fast enough. I was told I needed to be dressed properly so I went upstairs to take off my grownup clothes. Next thing I know I'm being taped into a Huggies Little Movers and my favorite dress. Lunch was a toddlers dream, Cheerios, applesauce, cornbread and a bottle of formula...