Potty Training

A few weeks ago my wife set up the playpen in our room and informed me I would be spending much of the next week wearing Huggies and napping in the playpen. What scared me was the Diaper Genie and potty chair next to it. These were 2 new items to our "baby games" and found out that after a week in Huggies we will work on potty training. 

After the first week was up, true to her word she put me in training pants. She said if I wet my training pants I would have to sit on the potty until I wet again. The very first day I was wearing Paw Patrol training pants, Unicorn leggings, and my Unicorn dress. Trying to play the game like a real toddler I waited till the last minute to get to the bathroom however my wife was counting on that and was one step ahead of me, she had locked the bathroom door. By the time I went to the kitchen for a knife to open the door then lift my dress and pull down my leggings it was too late, I wet my pull-up. There was no hiding it as the Paw Patrol Badge faded, so I was marched upstairs and made to sit on the little potty with my leggings and pull-up around my ankles until I wet again... I was there for close to an hour...