Gerber Training Pants

My wife was surprised when I could fit in Pampers Easy-up Training pants, so as a joke she brought home a pair of Gerber Training pants for me. They were loose from the package and marked down to .75. She said I should put them on when I  get out of the shower. Well her mouth almost hit the floor when I walked out of the bathroom wearing them. Now I have to be careful and get to the potty on time, because if I wet them she might put me back in Pampers again.