You Are So In Trouble (Private BabyGirlDaisy and Maximusdignitas)

[maximusdignitas]

My name is Dante and I'm a typical 16 year old boy.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

We come back from our bowling and go into the house which is trashed. "Son what have you been doing."

[maximusdignitas]

I wasn't expecting you guys home so early, but act like I don't really care.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

"You shpuld ask before inviting you know the rules. Well we are going shopping now so come on the cleaning can wait." We head towards pur car.

[maximusdignitas]

"Ok," I say not unhappy with not cleaning now and I am glad she didn't freak out about me having friends over.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

We go to thw car and you climb in. My husband sees the dent and tells me and i go round to have a look. "Dante gets your backside out of the car and tell why there is a dent in the door as it wasnt there when me and your father went out bowling."

[maximusdignitas]

I get out of the car and look at the dent and look very surprised like I have no idea what happened.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

"You know something sunshine. You doing that thing again." I say looking at you knowing that you are lying.

[maximusdignitas]

"Ok, I might have taken it to fill up with gas and when I came out it was there and I don't know how it happened." I say knowing it's only half true.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

"Tell me the whole truth. You ate only telling us half of it as you are tugging on your ear whivh you always do when you are lying." we weait for the whole truth.

[maximusdignitas]

I've always wondered how she knew I was lying and I didn't want to admit what I had done all day.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

"You are in so much trouble when we get home. Now get in the car." I say angerily.

[maximusdignitas]

I get in the back seat of the car and look at my phone as a distraction to hopefully eliminate discussion and eye contact.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

"Your father noticed and get off the phone. You dont invite friemds without permission and no riding in our car." I say as we drive towards the stores.

[maximusdignitas]

"Ok," I say thinking I will probably be grounded for what I've done and I'm hoping it's not too long.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

We get to the store and we get out the car and we jead to Babies R Us. "Come little man. This way. Either hold the trolley, daddys hand or sit in the trolley."

[BabyGirlDaisy]

We get to the store and we get out the car and we jead to Babies R Us. "Come little man. This way. Either hold the trolley, daddys hand or sit in the trolley."

[maximusdignitas]

As we walk from the car towards Babies R Us and you give me the option of holding dad's hand, sitting in the cart or holding onto the cart, I pick the lesser of two evils and hold on the cart as we walk inside.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

"Just doing a little shopping for my little man." I say loudly so everyine can hear and some can see and i talk it to you as if you were little and not 16.

[maximusdignitas]

A few boys look in our direction as they hear you say loudly and they look about 14 or 15.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

We go around the store.and i pick out different diaper and changing supplies. "Should we get you a nice diaper bag."

[maximusdignitas]

"Whatever mom, you know I don't need diapers anymore.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

"Its for my little naughty boy." I say in a loud and cooing voice trying to embarrass you and i.pick out a diaper bag as well.

[maximusdignitas]

"Why?" I ask dumbfounded.

[BabyGirlDaisy]

We head for the checkout where i pay for everything and i pick you up with ease and sit you in the cart. "Theres my naughty little diaper boy."