maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 My name is Tyler and I am 17 and 5'7" and 125 lbs and like most teen boys I am very sure of myself and occaisionally a little cocky. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Hey, my name is Jack. That's J-A-C-K; not Jackie, not Jacko, not fricken jack-in-the-box. I am 14 years old and attend Rockfeld Junior High. I am a freshman, but I don't take no shit from anyone. I'm 5'5 and 155 pounds; but most of that weight is muscle; but I'll get to that later. Anyways; I have brown eyes and black hair that I always wear the same way. My hair is similar to Justin Bieber, but believe me I had it way before he did. Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 Someone lets us in the front door and we head out into the back-yard with our bags of food and some yummy Doritos that I've been eyeing the whole way here. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 (He did not just call me Jackie. What the hell is his problem? I haven't said two words to the guy and already he is treating me like I am the gum on the bottom of his shoe....wait hold that that....I think he thinks I am lower than that wad of gum.) Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 I listen to you drone on and on and think to myself that you are quite the motor mouth, but obviously don't say anything with my mom there. Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 "Yeah, I'm sort of hungry and your parents are late as usual, but not that you licked your hand...ooh, gross..." I say sort of irritated as I watch you lick your fingers. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 "No problem; more for me then," I continue licking my fingers and digging them into the bag of Doritos. "It's not gross; come on man; we are family after all, " I say as I attempt to offer you the chips one last time. Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 "I don't care if we are family, I'm not eating your drooly chips. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 ""Whatever," I mutter as you storm off to have a little hissy fit. This is going great, I think to myself. This guy has no idea what going to be happening to him today. I've been planning this for weeks; months; possibly even years. Well the revenge I have been thinking about for years, but the plan I have had for months. Everything has been going well so far. Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 I sit there by the table unknowingly about what you've planned and I start watching TV for a second while everyone is busy and I'm by myself now. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 In my room I am surveying the items I have collected over the past few months. In my the back of my closet underneath a pile of clothes and nick-nacks; I have the following: A pack of bambino Adult Diapers (They look like baby diapers) Baby Powder Baby Wipes (I stole one of the packs today from my aunt) A Blue Potty-chair A electric shaver A Paddle (just in case) A few sets of little boy clothes (a few sizes too small for you) A pacifer (Which I stole today) A Pink Baby Bonnet (I looked for blue but was unable to find any) Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 I am no longer hungry and I'm sort of surprised that you haven't bugged me at all for this whole time and begin wondering if you are playing video games or just hanging outside where I left you. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I quickly move all the items into a more accessible, but hidden location in my room. (Under the bed; yea I know real sneaky) It is almost time for my plan to take effect. I am grateful you arrived so early to the party, because there was much to do! Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 As you walk into the kitchen I realize that you must have gone to your bedroom, but I don't remember you walking past either. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 "Sure thing Ty." I am both surprised and a little taken back by your pleasantness. Maybe today is not the right day; maybe you do respect me a little more than I thought you did. Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 As you grab me a soda and bring it over I grab it out of your hand and I'm glad it's Dr. Pepper Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I think this is going great. You took the soda and when I asked you about playing video games; you respond positively and I am ready to put our silly differences aside and bury the hatchet. It would be so cool to hang out with my older cousin. I was about to rattle off a few of the RPG, fighting, and first person shooters I had, but then you turned right back into your smartass self. First you called me a brat and then a dumbass. Fricken unbelievable. "I do have a really cool new wrestling game", I tell you,as if you didn't just insult me. That's it... White flag has been recalled. GAME ON asshole! Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 "Ok, I'll play, but it better not be lame like most of the things you like," I say as I follow you to your room and look around when we get inside. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 If he touches anything in my room; I might kill him. My room was like my sanctuary. My patents never came in and never looked around either. They trusted me and I in turn kept my room clean not wanting to extinguish the trust. For thst reason; I chose my bedroom for the event because I knew no one would be coming in to disturb me and my cousin. I finish loafing up the game "wwe2014," and get ready to kill him in in. "Feel like another soda; I'm fricken thirsty as anything today," I asked him. "You can familiarize yourself with the controls while you wait." Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 "Sure, I'll take another Dr. Pepper and I'll get used to it while you're gone. Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I walked out of the room and pretended to go get a soda for you. I treat myself to a cookie and get ready because the real wrestling game was about to start. After a few minutes I creeped quietly back into my room; and I see you facing the tv; and your back is to me. Without warning or hesitation; I pull the chair back swiftly and catch you in a hold as your feet hit the floor. "Ready for the newest wrestling game in my collection," I say with a hardy laugh. Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" Link to comment
Pj990 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 "I've already won jackass," I say as I lock arms with you. I can hear you breathing and I'm pretty disgusted by it. "You smell like shit," I say to you. I begin off easy and let you think you are evenly matched with me. As much as I wanted to end it 1,2,3; I decide to pacify you before I dominate you. Link to comment
maximusdignitas Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 "You haven't won you dumbass, I think I am perfectly capable of holding my own even though you suprise attacked me," I laugh still not really taking it super serious other than the fact that I want to win bragging rights. Link to comment
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