Diaper Boy / Pony Boy

[Jack89]

When I was a little kid, my Mom used to sing this song while bouncing me on her knee.

The title of the song is MY PONY BOY (see lyrics below:)

 

Pony boy, pony boy, won’t you be my pony boy?
Don’t say no, here we go, ride across the plain.
Marry me, carry me, ride away with you.
Giddy up giddy up giddy up, Whoa! My pony boy.

 

So I changed a few of the lyrics in honor of Diaper Lovers everywhere.

What do you think?

 

Diaper Boy, Diaper Boy, won’t you be my Stinky Boy?
Don’t say no, here we go, ride across the plain.
Marry me, carry me, ride away with you.
Giddy up giddy up giddy up, PEW! My Diaper Boy

 

Now you see how that works? When the giddy ups come at the end, you bounce the diaper boy really hard.

If he has a full diaper, well, that's where the PEW comes from!!

(Assuming he has a full, messy diaper!)

 

HA HA!!

 

 

 

 

You can hear the song here: