Climbing up the walls

[jeremy12312]

My wife and I decided that having one person in the house in diapers is enough, so 3 weeks ago I had the big “family planning procedure”. 

It seemingly went well, except one of the two incisions just won’t fully close up. The stitches dissolved just a little too soon, and every time I think it’s closed for good and can stop wearing the jockstrap, it opens back up a little and starts seeping again. 

Regardless, this is the longest I’ve gone sans-diaper in almost 10 years, and it’s starting to impact the mood around here.  I almost wet the bed this morning on waking, and the Mrs. is sick of sharing toilets (and having their seats left up). 

Fingers crossed that another week will seal everything up, and regular programming can get back on track.