S'Not A Great Poem

[LilFozzyJ5]

Ello,

a friend thinks I should put this in here, he thinks it funny

Green Stuff

There is something we all have a lot

Of course I mean the slimy stuff called snot

Our noses produce it by the ton

With a cold, flu or hay fever its no fun

There are many colours of mucus to be seen

From clear to yellow and sickly luminous green

Or it sets hard, pressing your nose is painful too

Sometimes its runny stringing goo

There are times when there is more

By the bucket load its produced for sure

Some folks like to open the tissue to see

What has escaped their nasal cavity

Then there are the diggers looking

For a green meal, forever picking

Some are discreet in their search

While onlookers feel their stomach lurch

Anyone that has been in the military

Will have a green slime story or three

While testing their respirator annually

CS gas makes their nose run freely

Mucus is vital to the respiratory system in you

But a lot is produced with a cold or flu

Helping to stop dirt and bacteria

From reaching the lungs interior

The end

By Fozzy

Edit Note: I have sorted out the spacing, so its not so spread about.

[nhdl]

"I don't care who y'are, thhat's funny!"

[lilshybaby]

i love it its funny....s'not a great poem....snot is a great poem

well done fozzy

i challenge anyone who says this poem s'not funny!!!

[PArms]

Some folks like to open the tissue to see

What has escaped their nasal cavity

Hi. I'm 'some folks.' Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Oh yeah. And this 's'not funny. It's reality.

ps I'm half-tempted to post a pic of a snotty tissue.

[aleyxsis]

s'Nots of laughs !

[LilFozzyJ5]

thanks folks, very kind of you.

I see we have a admitter of tissue spotting? no eaters coming forwards then? heehee

I have a stinking cold and someone asked me at work if i got any poetry done at the weekend, and i said 'no i was full of cold'

and then i thought i should do one on my snot