Playdate Tonight

[hkc123]

Hello all,

My baby is coming over after the game for a playdate. Any last minute thoughts on what I can do to make his night and tomorrow more enjoyable?

We've never done this before, but I'm thinking about making a fort with him and making s'mores.

Any other more practical thoughts?

[Guest Poopy Wipes]

I know the one thing that makes my night enjoyable and fun is sex.

And pizza.

Sex and pizza together. And diapers.

Sex, pizza, and diapers. And Comedy Central.

Sex, pizza, diapers, and Comedy Central. And more sex.

[hkc123]

Well those are all great ideas. though I also need some to help him regress. And sex and comedy central don't quite do the trick. Those things come later.

[Guest Poopy Wipes]

Mommyscents perfumes.

A large crib.

Toys. Lots of toys.

AND NO TOILET.

Load him up with liquids and foods and tell him babies don't use potties. Babies do number 1 and number 2 in diapers only.

Something I find works for me is when I am told I cannot regress back to normal until I have a fully loaded and soggy diaper. It makes me try my best to fill the diaper up, that way mommy can change me and get me back into man cloths.

[~Skitty~]

cut uup his pizza into bits. that always made me ffeel like a little kid.

[Guest Poopy Wipes]

cut uup his pizza into bits. that always made me ffeel like a little kid.

Why I hate "cutting up pizza": Tostino's Pizza Rolls.

They are one and the same. Save your energy. But pizza rolls.

[~Skitty~]

Why I hate "cutting up pizza": Tostino's Pizza Rolls.

They are one and the same. Save your energy. But pizza rolls.

i pretty much hate pizza rolls.

when somebody cuts up your pizza for you, not only does it give you a childish feeling,

but you dont get spurts of scalding hot tomato sauce and peparoni chunks when you bite into it.