Funniest Changing Location

[ultrapampers]

A long story...

We have time! Do tell, do tell!

[dogpiss]

We have time! Do tell, do tell!

Since I'm too lazy to type the whole novella, here's the quick version:

I was at a previous employer. The building is constructed such that there is no water from the 3 floor up. Fire suppression is gas or foam because of computing equipment so there's no need for water. In fact, it's not wanted in case there's a fire on one floor so there won't be a 'flood' on the floor below or anything to do additional damage to electrics. It was a rather well thought through design for machines, but not for carbon units like me. So there are no bathrooms on the top floors of the building. It's a secure facility and the stairwells are locked at the extreme corners (and release only when a fire alarm is triggered). There is the slowest elevator known to mankind to take one down from the top floors to one where the bathrooms are. I was working on one of the top floors, it was (PAST!!!) time for a change, I was alone (for the most part) so I went off to a far corner out of view of the security cameras, behind the power supplies and changed. That's why I keep a ziplock and a grocery bag or two with me

[baby_snow_white]

Aye, I have been a power ranger in the past and let me tell you, you cannot get the spandex off by yourself. Plus you're on your feet for like 10 hours without the toilet.

Which Power Ranger was you?