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So I decided to take a laxative while being diapered (been diapered since the night of). I previously had a nice breakfast around 5 hours prior of doing the laxative. When I took it, I didn't really feel much and went back to playing video games, but sure enough did the pressure start making me do a potty dance unintentionally. Just like how a kid holds their behind or front-area when they have to go, I did the same thing without actually realizing it. I finally couldn't take the pressure and let it all out in my lavender diapers and omg did I feel like a toddler failing potty training. I loved the feeling so much I took a nap with it on while sleeping with my stuffed animals. When I woke up, it spread all in my soiled diaper. After changing into a fresh one did I go back to playing around.
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Well ever since I have been apart of this community I have tried to meet up with locals in my area just to be able to hang out and be able to talk to someone. (keeping secrets is very hard when you are an open person.) But every time I try to meet up with someone they will just stop talking online, other times where I have met up with people its just about sex or constant touching in inappropriate areas. I feel like I cant win, I wish I lived in a bigger community so that I can have a better chance of meeting a normal person. Even when I have great conversations online, said person lives far away and neither one of us can travel to meet up or they think I don't want to meet up and will stop talking online. Does anyone have any tips? Am I doing something wrong?
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Today, I actually had an opportunity to finally stink up my pants! However, it was very short-lived. Once I got ready to do the deed I took a squat and went to push. It was rather difficult to get it out and once I did it turned out to be very hard and small. Neither of those which I like! It was not enjoyable at all for me. I like softer messes that I can squish around and really feel make a mess.
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Before I tell you what happened I need to explain some stuff before hand. Last month I saw the buy one get one half Off on Abu sdk's and even though they where on pre order I decided to order half a case worth. Since I live at home (I'm 19) fed ex will allow you to ship to office max and they will hold it for you. Now I recieved an email on Tuesday stating that they were sent and would be there on Friday. There is was a problem however though in that I would be gone until late Saturday because I was going up to my older sisters wedding. So I called and they said it would be no problem for them to hold it till Sunday when I could pick them up. Now fast forward to this morning... I walk into office max and go to the fed ex counter to pick up my package and told the cashier that I had a fed ex package that was in that I needed to pick up. She couldn't find it anywhere and asked what the contents where and I just told her the weight of the Package and then she got on the phone and talked for a minute and then giggled. Now both the asking of what the contents were and her giggle should have sent up red flags but I was to busy planning out what the rest of my errands. She walked to the front of the store pulled up a package and to my horror the package had been opened! She looked up at me in and I have never seen anyone holding back a smile/laugh as hard as she replaced the papers In the box including a full page ab girl dressed in their ab shirt offering a 10% Off on there "baby clothing" She looked at me and said " are these your diapers?" at this point every part of my body was sceaming to run and I quickly decided that the game was up so the best thing to do was admit they were mine and quickly get out of the store. All I could croak out was "yep" as I started cursing myself for buying ab printed diapers atleast if they were plain I could have said they were grandparents But the baby bears where clearly showing. She handed me my package and my ID and I did not stop to ask why they were opened nor did she stop to ask me identity questions (normaly they pull up there computers and confirm that I'm the person who ordered them) All I could do was grab diapers and my ID and walked (not run) out of the store with my dignity in ashes. What mortified me the most was that they had been sitting there for 2 days probably opened while everyone laughed and wondered what freak would order this. I'm sure I've become the laughing stalk of OfficeMax and the story of the month if not of the year. What angers me the most was that they were opened. Isn't it illegal to open someone's mail?! I feel like calling and complaining to fed ex but I'd rather not have to explain the them why I'm buying diapers with baby printing...
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