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I have an old British Airways full-page magazine ad. It is a stewardess dressed like a 50s mommy, holding and smiling down at a baby in a cloth diaper. A small square where the baby's head would be instead has the head of a content man, all safe, secure, and loved.

 

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How many ABDLs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

Two, but you need a really big light bulb

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If homosexuality were purely genetic then all identical twins would have identical orientations. A recent study suggests that 65% of gays' identical twins are also gay. Interestingly, 30% of nonidentical twins of gays are also gay. This shows strong causality and a lack of a single 'gay gene'.

But 'whether' being attracted to men, women, diapers, and/or laundry appliances is a choice isn't the proper question. Instead ask, "When might it be a choice?" After all, infantile amnesia makes any claim that "I was born this way" kinda difficult to swallow. Heck, I doubt the structures that control orientation are finished until after birth. Genetics, how chemical gradients tell the foetus to grow, and life. Which brings me to...

But if there was a choice it was made by a very small child who likely had no clue or interest in sex. Perhaps he chose to toddle into his mom's closet and inhaled the wonderful softness. From that moment on it wasn't a choice.

Not much of a choice when you don't have a clue that you're making it. And who would blame that little kid for his choice?

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On 10/15/2018 at 9:47 PM, GhostGirl said:

The term lifestyle is often used against LGBT communities to water down what it is to be gay. Lifestyle does imply choice in the matter. This is used to justify the existence of gay conversion camps, the labeling of gay and transgendered people as mentally ill or social deviants, etc.. Its semantics to you, it is a big fucking difference to me, because that word is used to delegitimize how I feel, and what I am attracted to all the freaking time.

I understand and accept your aversion to the word "lifestyle". Jerks have turned it into a slur. Of course, said slur shouldn't be used against ABDLs either. (But, to me " lifestyle " is a fine word when used in a friendly manner. Reminds me of the word "liberal". The ass who sired me can't pronounce " liberal" without sneering. So, if I were to be foolish enough to contact him I'd be tempted to sneer "conservative" a few dozen times.)

And no, being gay is nowhere near as difficult as being ABDL. Heck, being a gay ABDL is way easier than being a straight ABDL. If I could flip the switch and become gay I'd do it with no hesitation. (Of course, straight v lesbian ABDL is a different calculation. What's your take on that?)

Oh, and when people denigrate the gay lifestyle they generally are thinking about flash and sparkle and flaming. You know, in your face stuff, as opposed to sexual orientation. That can spread to pure bigotry, but the vision that drives the bile is prancing and flaming, not some regular Joe or Jill who happens to be homosexual. (And no, I'm not looking down at loud and proud. Heck, I'm 24/7 super thick cloth, pull on jeans, and fun t-shirts. (My Ernie shirt gets the most compliments from women.)

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I'm on my phone and many of the jokes are incomplete. What gives? OK to msg

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who is floating in the ocean?

 

Bob.

What do you call a one-legged woman?

 

Eileen. And if she's Chinese?

Irene.

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This is the first joke I made up, so please excuse that it's less juvenile than usual...

How do you break a fart?

 

You cut one.

[How to get myself to poop]

I'm an inventor so I've been working on the cure for a bowel control problem for years and have perfected (more or less - toys always evolve) a bowel control elimination device. I call it the  Incontifier. Put one in and you'll get that OMG I gots ta GO feeling just before you start soiling your diaper.

Just remember, practice makes permanent. ?