[If you could be any age and gender for a day...]

2 years old , sucking mommy breast milk and sleeping on her lap

[List of Rules for the Baby]

On 10/14/2017 at 8:20 PM, BabyLexisMommy said:

I am really new to being a Mommy so I am going on the fly with all the this. Over the Summer though before my Baby and I agreed to all of this we did come up with a few ground rules.

1. Mommy is in charge at all the times.

2. Baby can never tell mommy when they used there diaper. Mommy will do periodic checks and will change when needed.

3. Baby can never take off there diaper. Spanking will happen if she does.

4. baby must eat all food and drink given to her by Mommy.

5. Baby must take naps.

6. Baby must adhere to a strict bedtime.

7. Baby must only watch appropriate Baby/Toddler shows and movies approved by Mommy.

8. Baby cannot use the computer unless it is to play Baby Games on it with Mommy.

9. While out in public baby must always hold Mommies hand.

10. Baby must also address other adults as Mr. or Miss.

11. Baby must wait for Mommy in the morning to get out of her crib and room.

12. Baby will have 2 baths per day. One in the morning and one before bedtime.

13. Baby must only eat food and drink appropriate for her age.

14. Baby must always talk like a baby while at home and with Mommy.

15. Baby is to never use the potty.

Great rules