[PaciFire ... it's a thing!]

Wish Call of Duty had more doody? Sad that Mass Effect isn't Mess Effect? Frustrated that guild mates don't understand your 10 minute "potty breaks"? Just need a reason to crap yourself while gaming? Fret not, PaciFire is coming!

[Adopting Young Adults and Adult Babies.]

O dear diaper gods! Bestow upon your humble servant a mummy of ample age, so that she may know love and soft padding betwixt her thighs. O diaper gods, let my pleas nay be muffled by a binky, but sung to your ears and never forgotten, like the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song. Let her name be melodic, like the sublime rhymes of Raffi and may Blue always find her clues. O diaper gods, deliver onto me the fairest of mummies. In Pampers name I pray. Amen.

P.S.

Binkies for the binky god! Diapers for the diaper throne!