Gosh, theres nothing that makes me blush deeper than the though of my perfect diaper scenario. I'm at the park with my mommy who is a tall lady with blonde, poofy hair (think early 90's style) after noticing the other kids holding there noses and laughing at me, she comes over to me and swoops me over her shoulder, pulling the back of the waistband of my pampers and looking down: "Pheww, mister stinky is causing all this huh?" She says to me,. Noticing my discomfort, she then cheers me up and makes me laughs by lifting me up under my armpits and giving me a eskimo kiss on my tummy sending me into a fit of laughter. The smell of my messy diaper not even penetrating mommy's loving nose. What's your perfect scenario?