[When Was The Last Time You Pooped Your Diaper]

In last year's October, and I was so sleepy that I slept in with a poopy diaper

[Have you ever had a mess that you're glad ended up in the toilet?]

30 minutes ago, rusty pins said:

 "That one would have been great in a diaper!"

I feel you, been there so many times

[How many baby things have you lost at sight?]

Hello there! this is a post aimed to people who: Live with their parents, live with roomates, or overall, don't live alone at all.
How many baby things have you lost or have been caught by the people surrounding you? I think this is an interesting topic and a way to let out some steam...
For example here are some stories of mine:
I've bought a boy pacifier and I always was hiding it but suddenly I forgot about that and my mom found it and she thought it belonged to my baby cousin so she gave it to my aunt and I was like:

[Malcolm in The Middle or another Tv shows with diaper jokes]

I remember the dewy one... Was funny as hell.

IKR, Was so funny hahaha, it even remembered about what I do, but the only thing is that I wouldn't tell to my mom XD

[Malcolm in The Middle or another Tv shows with diaper jokes]

Wow that's a flash back that show was on over 10 years ago, how are you just now watching it...well I guess you were like 6 or so when it originally came out when I watched it Was a fun show...but being so long ago can't pinpoint the scenes you speak of.

Well, in the original run I saw the show years ago but that doesn't mean that I can't see them it in the internet now XD But yes there's lots of over-the-top diaper gags, I mean, even for a parent (and even since I have a baby sister), here's some quotes of these jokes:

"Hal, three serious diapers on the way home, we have to burn the car seat"

"(lois' voice off-screen) Oh Jamie for the love of... Is all on the walls!" then comes Hal: "Boys! it's a level 3, Backyard now!" Then lois comes out: "Oh my God! how does this kid gettin' out of his diaper?" Hal: "I need to find out, I put a double duct-tape... Malcolm find out the old diaper and bury it, at least three feet deep".

"Where’s Dad with the diapers? Dewey, triple-bag that diaper, and

make sure the garbage can lid is on tight. And hold your breath, because if

you pass out, we’re not coming out there to get you." moments later: "Guys, guys! I put the lid on tight, but I think it’s eating

through the… (turns around and Malcolm, Reese and Stevie are gone)... can."

[Malcolm in The Middle or another Tv shows with diaper jokes]

Hello babies, I just was watching Malcolm in the middle and I realised something pretty uccanny: There are plenty of jokes abour diapers, literally, and even the episodes when they have another baby, almost all the episodes are about of dirty diapers but in an over the top way (come on, they seemed to put a football ball inside the diaper just to pretend it was really full and always talking stuff like: "he did a huge mess" "that diaper is 5 pounds" Lol

[When poor parents can't afford diapers]

...if you cannot afford to have children then DON'T!!

[When poor parents can't afford diapers]

I can't believe that I did this topic for a good reason and it became in a: ' "child control" "Don't have kids" ""If they don't can afford kids don't have them..." "Use birth Control" "Vasectomy" Blah Blah' Topic, AS I say, I did this just for make you to know that there are babies (I'm not talking about adults) That needs diapers and whatever, So as I said before: The parents did a "mistake" whichever it was but the kid hasn't the blame, so what? Imagine if you're walking and meet a poor couple that have a sick baby cause he was in a dirty diaper for longer you'll say "If you can't afford her why you had her" and then leave?

So If I donate the diapers or money or whatever I'm doing it for the kids not for the adults, (But of course that IF I can help the adults is better) we can't judge other people if don't judge ourselves first! because not all poor people are lazy, Even is in contrast, Poor people is more worker but sadly in these times even if you work hard the income doesn't reach an acceptable level, can you imagine people that earn less than the minimum wage? and you'll say: "Oh but they didn't wanted to study or didn't study or whatever" So we came to the same problem: Their parents were poor too so maybe they just reach Elementary or in extreme cases neither, but that doesn't mean that they didn't want to study, and I say that because I know a lot people that wants to study because they hadn't the opportunity and I think, Meanwhile there are students that are LAZY and hate school and whatever, there are people that wants to be in there. so can you see the problem?

[When poor parents can't afford diapers]

I may be just as harsh in saying this but I absolutely agree. Giving money to beggers only enables them to continue on begging. It also solidifies societies view that poor people shouldn't worry about the financial impact their actions today may have.

Fyi, I was on the street for about a week and a half once. I slept in my car and busted my a$$ off working as day labor. I didn't need to beg to turn my life around and neither does anyone else, they only think they do so please stop enabling them.

[When poor parents can't afford diapers]

This might sound harsh.....but if you cannot afford to have children then DON'T!!

[When poor parents can't afford diapers]

Hi Everybody, I just wanted to share this news that touched my heart in some way:

[Do you like to step in Dirty Diapers?]

I mean to trample them, when you are out in the street, and you know, this is a contaminated world, but if you notice a dirty diaper in the ground and you are walking, do you step it on the sly? I do that, I like how does it feel, so squishy and I don't know if has happended to you (in case you like to do that) but sometimes if it is poopy, they leak on the holes like when you press a toothpaste,

[My darling daughter :)]

I heard loud laughter and went in there to see what was going on and they were holding up the plastic panties and laughing and saying "WHOSE ARE THESE?"

[My darling daughter :)]

Wow!

[Well this figures...]

OMG! IT happened to me the last day that I could have an opportunity to be a lots of hours alone!!

I had bought a bag that contained 3 baby diapers, during the 2 days before I was able to make huge messes (Really, I didn't know where Lots of poop came from than I'd use the quote in that film:(minute 0:31)

"she didn't eat enough to produce that, she ate two pieces of macaroni" Lol)

but the third day I was like, Ok today Is the last day, I need to use this diaper quite well! and even I did a role play where I was a baby and I was crawling, and when I pushed... GOSH!! It was so hard!!! I literally felt that my veins could explode!!

[Favorite Position To Go Poopy In Your Diaper?]

I pretend that we are 2 babies that need their diapers changed

Of course, I change her first and quickly

[Favorite Position To Go Poopy In Your Diaper?]

Well, as I don't think that I'm in a category of AB or DL, I love to do everything!!

That's the really reason why I use diapers... for the poop and the naughty side of it.

[Don't you feel jealous about babies?]

I know that that is a silly question but I wanted to ask:

First at all I love babies (even before I discovered that I love the diapers) but sometimes I feel like jealous about to watch a happy baby with her/his diaper on and everybody indulging her/him, and I was like, "wow I'd wish to be her or him" (Like, I'd like to go back to when I was a baby and be an authentic baby but at the same time be conscious to enjoy being pampered, and live every little single moment,

[Why If it takes to change a baby's poopy diaper 5 minutes... It takes almost an hour to change our own diapers?]

Hello, I have a baby sister