[Free Plastic Panties!]

Plastic panties are the best,

Keeps things drier than all the rest.

Using diapers, ain't no shame

If incontinent or as a game.

Many sizes from which to pick,

Size large would get my tick.

If no colour I could choose,

Whichever I get, would get used.

Comfy, cozy, snug and dry,

Daily wettings - I don't cry.

Broke my back in '89,

Alive and kicking - I'm doing fine.

Cloth is my preference, but I must say,

Disposables are simpler through the day.

They can leak, leave tell tale marks,

Preventing leaks would be a great start.

For all your efforts, you should be thanked.

This fine website, should be #1 ranked.

Daily diapers is a rush,

On the web, and on my tush.