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Agreed 110%
And the happy ending was a pleasant surprise
The audience didn't really see that coming...cool
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1 hour ago, Dubious said:
I only bought my mom an airfryer, then she had to go to the hospital in another county, and wont be home until January, so it will be the first Christmas without my mother in 40 years, and I don't get to surprise her on Christmas..
She is fine, "just" a new kidney.Kids get money.
Airfrier...yeah, we gots lots of "two-legged" airfriers out here.
Stumblimg around incoherently, talking and/or shouting to themselves, spare-changing you at every opportunity,leaving fresh piles of poo on the sidewalks...
Give them lumps of coal in their stockings ( assuming they have socks) and they'll just throw them at your vehicle...
Bah Humbug
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26 minutes ago, DailyDi said:
You're a mean one Mr Grinch.
You have NO idea
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Fuck xmas
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6 minutes ago, foreverdl said:
You can make a complaint to the administrator . And who ever has been hateful to you,, block them. I have only blocked a couple people . When you block a person you will not see anymore of there comments at all. It's a last resort to block in my opinion . But we do what we have to do, because this site is to be a safe place, and when someone is being hateful you do what you need to do.
Exactly...the Admin Team stands ready to assist, as always
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Watching the TV news two days before my 10th birthday when the last combat troops departed Vietnam.
Being an undisputed champion of PacMan at the video arcades.
Getting mad at my cats when one of them would jump on top of the console TV for warmth and screw up the ( rabbit ears!) reception w/o even touching the rabbit ears antenna. The EM field of the cats bodies was enough to disrupt the signal.
I'm so old...the Big Bang that created the universe was one of my farts
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Watching the TV news two days before my 10th birthday when the last combat troops departed Vietnam.
Being an undisputed champion of PacMan at the video arcades.
Getting mad at my cats when one of them would jump on top of the console TV for warmth and screw up the ( rabbit ears!) reception w/o even touching the rabbit ears antenna. The EM field of the cats bodies was enough to disrupt the signal.
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19 minutes ago, Little Sam said:
I feel like this would be like trying to eat a soggy bag of doritos
Completely agree
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Yummy !!!
Tuna Helper ain't bad either
S.O.S. isn't bad if it's done right
( S.O.S. = Shit On a Shingle [ Army slang] )...chipped beef with a white sauce served on a piece of toast.
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The vast majority of residential burglaries are commited between 11am-2pm
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Explaining why 8-track tapes are called that instead of being called 4-track tapes.
Paying the newspaper delivery guy every month in person.
Explaining the V-Hold & H-Hold functions on old-school analog TVs.
Explaining the difference between trolley cars & cable cars to tourists.
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Based on circumstantial knowledge it is believed that timmy 02 is dead.
He went into the hospital for surgery in August and never returned. Assuming everything went well, he should have been back here.
He was a regular chatter in Chat, so it seems likely we've lost him.
This info was provided to me by DiaperMeForever, and I have no reason to second-guess this assumtion.
R.I.P., bro
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Yay you, bro ! Glad to see things are better this year for both of you *hugs & farts*
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Start ( discreetly) tossing garbage bags w/ used diapers into public garbage cans...if done right, not a problem.
Out here, such cans are always found co-located with bus stops.
If anyKarens start busting your chops ( very unlikely) tell the truth...you're a member of the public putting garbage in a PUBLIC garbage container.
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LOL !!! 😄
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A date which will live in diapered infamy
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Unconditionally true !!!! 👍😎🥄
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MANPADS = Man-Portable Air Defense System
Sorry to rain on the parade
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22 hours ago, tigercub59 said:
Halloween/Thanksgiving stuff is out at Goodwill.
I saw Christmas stuff on display and available for purchase at a Walgreens store in August…AUGUST !!!! wtf…
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...when you witness 5 teens running away from the Halloween store they just stole from. 4 seemed to escape on foot. The 5th jumped into a getaway car, and manuevered desparately to escape the parking lot ( conjested with motor vehicles, including mine). Almost sideswiped me on his way out. An employee caught up right about then and stood right in front of the car yelling "stop !". Dude went around her and was gone. Happy Holidays, everyone !
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blame it on the dog...just like a good fart *hugs*
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OK...we're done with this thread. I'll give everyone 24 hours to cease & desist in personal attacks on each other. Civility is a prized commodity here.
My first step will be to lock & close this thread. If that doesn't calm people down, I'll have no choice but to come down hard on all individual members participating in bad-mouthing each other.
I really don't want to start banning people from the site, but that'll be what happens next if things don't calm down.
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It's actually... a secret "chicken thing" that I'm not at liberty to divulge 🥄🐔
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You know you just had a great fart when...
in Scoop The Poop
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...one of your pimples spontaneously pops. glortching the surface directly in front of you.