underwhere

How is that disgusting, freswith? I said, "I am a jelly doughnut." Then I said, "Eat me!" If you were a jelly doughnut, wouldn't you want to be eaten? Apparently, I gave freswith indigestion, so now he has a....uhm....frog in his throat. While freswith deals with that unfortunate circumstance, I win.

Ich ben ein berliner. Eat me!

See, if you don't know or understand French, not only do you lose, but I win.

"Je gagne." "Oui! C'est vrai. underwhere gagne!" "C'est domage pour tout le monde." "Porquoi?" "Parce que je dis donc."

freswith, I suppose that is better than lashes from a whip. In any event, I can't see how it is possible for anybody other than underwhere to win. We are underwhere. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We win.

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Nothing to worry about baby smokey, and freswith, I will post something witty. Besides, freswith, what you said reminded me of this literary masterpiece. http://grammar.about.com/od/spelling/a/spellcheck.htm

Well, I wanna win, and that is exactly what I am doing.

Delusions are a wonderful thing, Sir Frog. They cause me to believe whatever I want, and I know that what I believe must be true. Therefore, I win.

There are two problems with what you wrote, sir frog. Well, three actually. First, underwhere is a most excellent swimmer and, like Dr Doolittle, underwhere can communicate with the animals. As such, with his superior diplomatic skills, he is able to quite easily convince the Cornish sharks that he understands them more than Constable freswith does, and invites the sharks (and they accept the invitation) to do all that is within their power to topple freswith's notorious empire of destruction and enslavement. Second, the Cornish wreckers are found to be decoys, immobile as Cornish granite (without the use of appropriate weaponry, anyway). Third and last, but not least, Constable freswith has been caught green-handed pursuing his investigation without any desire to discover the merits of the case, and as such, Constable freswith can, at best, determine whatever he wishes to determine. Notwithstanding the wide latitude this gives Constable freswith, the organizations of MI5, MI6, the CIA, the FBI, and the KGB all determine that Mount Freswith, previously mentioned to be a collapsible structure in which underwhere was booby trapped to stand on top of to claim the win some time back, was really the hidden ground of a nuclear plot by the frog species to blow up the world and wipe out all of humanity. Of course, everybody knows that frogs would survive the nuclear holocaust, even if they do all lose at least one leg and half their tongues' in the process. These organizations, taking their combined gripes and experience with freswith to the United Nations, petition the United Nations to permanently and forever strike the name freswith from possible candidates to win the "Last Post Wins" game. And for the only time in United Nations history, there was unanimous consensus on the matter and the motion passed. underwhere then proposed that, because of all of the trouble that a demented stupid frog had put him through, underwhere should unequivocally be declared the winner of the "Last Post Wins" game. Surprisingly enough, this led to the second unanimous consensus ever to occur at the United Nations. And so underwhere was declared the final winner of the "Last Post Wins" game in its entirety.

Funny how the scuba gear was not noticed when underwhere was arrested. As a result, underwhere prepares himself for the impending flooding of the cell. Noting the presence of an axe which underwhere presumes must have been used against the previous inmate, underwhere picks it up and begins wielding it against the walls of the cell. Successful at putting a sizable hole in the wall, the water gushes in, and underwhere, still attached to his scuba hear, swims safely out of St Freswith Home for the Irretrievably Demented. Rising to the surface slowly so as not to wind up getting the bends, underwhere swims to a remote island, climbs up a very tall stone monument which happens to have been secured to the bottom of the sea by its clever creators, and watches at a distance as St Freswith Home for the Irretrievably Demented is seen going on a trip to Davey Jones' Locker, never to be seen again. underwhere wonders about the fate of Rani, and prays that she made it out alive. Being as freswith is a frog, underwhere has no doubt that freswith knows how to swim and get out of such a wet situation. However, it is now indubitably clear that underwhere is winning even as astrodiaper claims, falsely, to be winning instead.

From the 13th floor of the St Freswith Home for the Irretrievably Demented, I send out a telegram to Rani which hypnotizes her with its words, and instructs her to come rescue me from this hideous room. When she arrives and opens my door, which I never bothered to check if it was locked or not, I pull her into the room, walk out of the room, and close the door behind me, making my escape. Down 13 flights of stairs, I get to the bottom with my escape vehicle waiting for me. I did not ask for a Maserati to pick me up, but I am delighted that the chauffeur has good taste in cars. As we speed off in search of the trophy once again, I know in my heart of hearts I am winning, and that is all that matters to me, trophy or not.

I splash water on Rani and wonder if she will melt. Whether she does or not, in the hysteria which ensues, I take the trophy, and casually walk into a wall, fall over and knock myself out. However, the trophy lands underneath me, and I am easily awakened, and when I am awakened, I bite. Just want to give you all fair warning. And, oh yeah, not only am I dreaming of winning, I am in fact winning.

You just go right ahead and with the "of course". I already indicated I was not interested in that, so I will leave the "of course" to you, sir frog. I, however. will win the win.

You can win the yes all you want, jonoz. I win the win.

Well, you are correct about my vision being blurred. That is why I am waiting on new glasses. Nonetheless, I am winning. You can sit down and pretend that you are winning now, Rani. Besides, since you have now offended Clarence, he won't do anything to try to alter your good-for-nothing life.

Is "Order of Purity and Truth - Third Class" like "Angel Second Class", the title bestowed on Clarence in the movie "It's a Wonderful Life"? I also know that being green does not matter to you even as I also know that "Its not easy being green." Clearly, you are not winning as you had supposed that you were, so for what its worth, freswith is losing, and underwhere is winning.

Pity that the car you won is in need of an engine, 4 tires, paint, a body, a gas tank, a battery, electrical wires, windows, seats, a floor, and a driver. That is some new car you have there. How much did you pay for it? I paid nothing for the win.

Being viewer number 40,000 is worth nothing if you are not winning. As for Wilfred, well, lets just say I am glad I am not freswith right about now. However, I most definitely absolutely completely precisely audaciously must inform you that I am winning.

I will. I will tell Wilfred that you spoke ill of him. Then, he will really be pissed with you, not that I care or anything if he is pissed at you. While you deal with your little cousin, underwhere wins.

You may not be losing, but that is certainly no guarantee that you are winning, sir frog. In any event, have you seen this before? I imagine it was you in this particular video injuring humans, and you call yourself a nice and graceful frog:

Ninja astronauts are completely unskilled in the art of fishing. Because that was a completely irrelevant statement, I win.

Oh dear. The frog thinks he has won again. Just wait until he finds out that underwhere is impervious to explosions of any variety. Only then will freswith realize that underwhere is winning, but by then, of course, it will be too late.

I wonder what freswith will try to do to you next, astrodiaper. While we all must wait to find that out, I shall extract the win from you and hide it somewhere so secret that even I will forget where it is. However, since I am the last person to touch it, I win.