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hey, does anyone know, or can anyone recommended me to a website or a product? I've seen all the reviews, but its kind of hard to tell with them... I'm looking for a diaper thats REALLY REALLY bulky and loud/crinkly... Like one where if I put on two or three, i'll be forced to waddle around... if one even exists... Looking for suggestions that fit that criteria... Anyone know of any that they have tried or heard about? thanks