songs Wetting humiliation songs

[LilLew]

Does your little/sub/diaperslave not use the toilet? These are some fun humiliating songs to make them sing (and dance to)! Do they need to pee? Make them sing before they're allowed! Make them sing before giving them a change! Make them sing before changing them out of their sodden clothes! Make them sing before giving them permission to get out of bed! Better still if there are tears running down their face! I designed these song meters to be gender-flexible, so you can swap boy/girl or daddy/mommy or undies/panties as needed. (Though I'm not sure what to do about NB piss-pants; suggestions welcome.)

Diaper Wetting

I'm going to wet my diaper!
    My pants really crinkle
    It's handy when I tinkle
I'm going to wet my diaper!
    I drank a lot of juice
    So I'm going to let loose
I wear my potty every day
So I can do my pee-pee without delaaaay!
I'm going to wet my diaper!
    'Cuz I'm a baby boy!

[Start wetting]
Psss, psss, psss, ooh!
Psss, psss, psss, ohh!
[Repeat until all done]

I just wet my diaper!
    Soggy diapers are the norm
    Squishy, yellow and warm
I just wet my diaper
    Mommy put me in a Pamp
    And I made it all damp
My pants are starting to sag
Someone had better grab the diaper baaaag!
I just wet my diaper
    'Cuz I'm a baby boy!

Diaper Messing

I'm going to poop my diaper!
    I ate a bunch of fruit
    But now I need to toot
I'm going to poop my diaper!
    Now I'm going to squat down
    And push out something brown
My face looks like I'm trying to think
But the truth is I'm about to raise a stiiiink!
I'm going to poop my diaper!
    'Cuz I'm a baby girl!

[Start pushing]
Pushie, pushie, pushie, ooh!
Pushie, pushie, pushie, ooh!
[Repeat until all done]

I just pooped my diaper!
    I gave a big push
    Now there's poopie on my tush
I just pooped my diaper!
    I just made a present
    But it doesn't smell too pleasant
I bent down and made boom
It's pretty obvious to everyone in the roooom!
I just pooped my diaper
    'Cuz I'm a baby girl!

Pants Wetting

I'm about to wet my undies!
    I didn't use the potty
    And that was very naughty
I'm about to wet my undies!
    I was busy playing
    But my holding strength is fraying
Now I'm doing the pee-pee dance
And I'm moments away from going in my paaaants!
I'm about to wet my undies!
    Just like a baby boy!

[Start wetting]
Drip, drip, drip, ooh!
Drip, drip, drip, ooh!
[Repeat until all done]

I just wet my undies!
    I didn't notice I had to go
    And I couldn't hold my flow
I just wet my undies!
    I made pee-pee everywhere
    Everybody point and stare
Tell everyone the news:
My accident is dribbling into my shooooes!
I just wet my undies!
    Just like a baby boy!

Bedwetting

I hope I don't wet my jam-jams!
    If I wet the bed again
    That'll be another stain
I hope I don't wet my jam-jams!
    Daddy always gets mad
    He says I need a puppy pad
The chart says I've wet five times this week
It seems like every night, my bladder springs a leeeeak!
I hope I don't wet my jam-jams!
    'Cuz I'm no baby girl!

[go to sleep]

I just wet my jam-jams!
    I just woke up and I'm groggy
    But I see my sheets are soggy
I just wet my jam-jams!
    I'm sitting in a puddle
    And I'm gonna be in trouble
I was having such a lovely dream
But at the same time, I released my streeeeam!
I just wet my jam-jams!
    Maybe I'm really a baby girl!