Diaper Songs

[babychris]

Diapered Paradise by babychris

As I walk through the valley of the Diapers And bottles.

I take a look at my life

And realize there's nothing left

'Cause I've been crapping and peeing so long

That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone

But I ain't never crossed a gurl that wasnt diapered

Me be treated like a baby, you know that's unheard of

You betta watch how ya talking

And where ya walking

Or your momma gonna be spanking ass.

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc

As they croak, I see myself in the diaper.

Fool, I'm the kinda g that little homie's wanna be like

On my knees in the night

Saying prayers in the diapered light.

Been spending most our lives

Living in a diapered paradise (2)

Keep spending most our lives

Living in a diapered paradise (2)

Look at the situation, they got me facing

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the state

So I gotta be down with the 'hood team

Too much television watching, got me chasing dreams

I'm an educated fool with diapers on my mind

Got my dummy in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a locked out baby, set tripping banger

And my mommy is down so don't arouse my anger

Fool, diapers ain't nothing but a heart beat away

I'm living life 1 pee at a time, what can I say?

I'm twenty-three now , will I ever be twenty-three months?

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt are you and me?

(rpt 1)

Power in the diaper, diaper in the power

mommy after mommy, diaper after diaper

Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking

It's going on in the kitchen

But I don't know what's cooking.

They say I gotta learn

But nobody's here to teach me

If they can't understand it, how can they change me?

I guess they can't

I guess they won't, I guess they front

That's why I know my life is out of luck, foo!

stay diaper my homie g's.

this was made just for fun.. tell me what u think?

[restlessfox]

that's actually pretty good, have you thought about taping yourself singing that and putting it on youtube?

[DarylLyn]

Quite nice... If you went public with that, Coolio might want to pop a cap. Did you hear about how pissed he was at wierd al for the parody Amish Paradise?

How about we assemble an entire album of adult diaper tunes... Maybe based on Raffi instead of these hardcore pistol toting gang-banger types though.

[babychris]

I thought it was soo chesy i had to post it.. its too funny for words... not sure whta other songs u could do it for.. but hey u get and idea add it to tthis part off the forum..

[restlessfox]

ac/dc- big balls- turned into big buldge

i'm upper upper class in diapered society, god's gift to diaper lover noteriety

i always fill my buldge, it is never small, the diaper forums say i've got the biggest buldge of em all.

i've got big buldge, i've got big buldge, they're such big buldge, and they're a dirty big buldge. he's got big buldge, and she's got big buldge, but we've got the biggest buldge of them all!

some buldges are for changing and some for fancy dress, but when they're for pleasure they're the diapers i like best. my buldge is alway's shifting to the left and to the right, it's my belief that i should be changed every night!

[restlessfox]

oh wow that was my 30th post which brought me to toddler status!

[babychris]

so thats how u become a toddler 30 posts.. great.. and yayaaya to that song too..lol

all thou we the only 2 sad ppl doing it..lol

[restlessfox]

oh well i don't care if what I do is popular, i just care that i like to do it (the things I do usually catch on, does that make me a trendsetter?). I guess that that's a requisite in becoming a diaper lover, the "i like doing it even though other's frown on it" is kind of a cornerstone in this community. so i dont mind that we're the only two thinking these things up.

[babychris]

totally true man.