Any Dl Experience With New Airport Patdowns

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I've only flown diapered once, but I put it on after security.

Had an experience this summer, though... I had a big bottle of baby powder in my carry-on. I got the full luggage search from TSA. The agent was really nice, and she eventually asked me if I had some kind of powder in my bag. I said yes, and showed it to her. They ran a quick test, and I was on my way. My wife was cracking up. She said it was a good thing my diapers were in the checked bags.

I had my whole family with me and they searched my diaper bag in Seattle. The agent got more of a shock after she found a bullet in the pocket than anything. The cop that came didn't say a word except... You called me out here for one bullet, for ONE F"N bullet and put it in his pocket and left!