UbiquitousFacetiousness

Alright, well here goes I guess. On the advice of some friends I have decided to go ahead and conform by filling out this narcissistic feature. Let it never be said that UbiquitousFacetiousness, though obstinate, won't go along to get along.

I am here, primarily, to be a part of and contribute to, this community. I think that it is uniquely suited to reach people that may not have an outlet through which to communicate... people like me. I am pure /s, and very seldom deviate from this.

As a published writer, I love to Rp, but if you expect me to diaper you, then you may be in for a disappointing venture. If I contacted you when I was new here, please understand that I was unfamiliar with the rules of decorum as they pertain to PM'ING without permission. I hope it wasn't awkward or uncomfortable. For those that were patiently accepting of my faux-pas... thank you.

Umm, let's see... in my very short time here, I have been described as eccentric, educated, verbose, and intellectual. It's amazing because I highly value these traits in others as well.

The way to my heart is not through my stomach, it's through my mind. I love and admire deep thinking, critical thinking, eccentricity, philosophizing, and reasoning. If you want to ensnare me, debate with me... or teach me.

Better yet, surprise and impress me.

Anyway, if you see me in chat don't be a stranger, because I almost certainly will.

See you in the funny papers.