I apologise in advance for the length of this post.
First off all... I don't mind giving you my real first name, since a quick Google search of my username (which, as far as I know, is unique to me) and a little investigation (if you are the stalker type) will reveal that information. To save you the trouble, my name's Ash Ketchum (I wanna be the very best... like no one ever was.... dum dum etc.). Feel free to address me as such. My username is ... quite geeky. If I write it like this: ArLiKRa, then you can see how it was created. If you can't.... they are chemical symbols for Argon, Lithium, Potassium and Radium, the atomic numbers of which make up my date of birth (There, now you can commit identity fraud). I really have no idea how to pronounce "Arlikra". In short, hi, my name is Arli, but you can call me Ash if you prefer.
Secondly... I am English, and the word n-n-na... no I can't say it... well... it makes me cringe. DIAPERS! That's better. Well, I've been into this for as long as I can remember (more specifically, I have memories of wanting to be diapered when I was about 3 or 4). At first it was all about the diapers... but after I finally got internet access and discovered I wasn't the only one... yada yada... I began to explore my *B side. In short, I'm about 30:70 AB:DL.
Thirdly... in my opinion, an introduction informing you that I like diapers is a bit... well... useless. You already know that. I am here. *Waves*. So... here's a bit about normal me:
I'm a huge football (of the Association variety) fan, and I'm a season ticket holder at Stoke City. I also play football for a 5-a-side team (I'm a goalkeeper). Apart from that, I enjoy reading, randomly browsing the internet, downloading buying music and painstakingly organising it, perusing my pitiful Pokemon card collection, learning bus routes, randomly travelling bus routes, and thinking about quitting smoking but never actually doing it.
As for work... I have two part-time jobs, but I want to eventually (in a couple of years, maybe) study Mathematics at university.
Well, there you go. That's (some of) me. Hi.