Author's note:  It's been a while, hasn't it?  Well, that's partly because I've been writing for Cushy Pen for the last 14 months, but the bigger part is because I went back to work full-time in November last year, so it's been all I could do to generate my minimum contribution there, never mind anywhere else.  Nonetheless, this was a short I published last September, so it's clear of the exclusivity period and I can now post it here.  Hope you enjoy!  You Know You Deserved It   7