So, this "story" was born of a random poll option that I posted on a much better story of mine. Basically, as is my nature, I included a joke option that was "Civil War Documentary" and for some reason people voted for it. It didn't win, but because the whole point of the poll was to give me genres to try my hand at, I stupidly decided to do this. This is a waste of everyone's time, including my own, and should anyone read it, you know who you are, please don't lie and tell me it's good, be stra