Warmwetandcozy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 ⬆eats tide pods Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 ^Thinks his washing machine is the hot tub time machine. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 ^ thinks his washing machine is a centrifuge because he only keeps it on the spin cycle. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 ⬆thinks the toilet is the dish washer Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 ^Uses his shirt to clean at the bathrooms for his janitorial position at McDonald's. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 ^ uses his dirty diapers to clean the bathrooms. Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Thinks that wearing diapers is the standard method of managing elimination and potty training is just a result of a pushy agenda of the big toilet bowl corporations. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 ⬆supports potty training Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 ^ supports toilet training Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 ^Is ever so slightly cold and chilly Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 ⬆likes to be hot Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 ⬆sleeps in a pillow case Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 ^ sleeps in a chinese carry-out box. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Loves to dance barefoot under the snowflakes, at night, with 666 lit candles hung on the trees nearby. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 ⬆doesn't eat pizza Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Likes to warm his used diapers in the microwave and then wear them again. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 ⬆has lost his mind reading abilities Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 ⬆ uses fully-synthetic 5W-40 in a fryer Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 ⬆likes stormy Daniels Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 ^ Is actually cold, dry and uncomfortable. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 ⬆re-uses old rumors Link to comment
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