Firefly 35 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Excuse me, but do you know what dogs do to bugs? Link to comment
Nyte Kitsune Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 ^is extremely flammable Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 ^ Refuses to go out at night for reasons that no one can tell. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 ^is a dog basket Generally I'm more craeative Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 ^ greatly enjoys cat baths Link to comment
TimeAgentTessa Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 ^ Is in possession of the world's first laser pistol, which requires the nonexistant Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 ^Is in possesion of the world's first hyperdrive which is useless because it requires thorium Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 ^ Stole Doc's delorean from back to the future but can't figure out how to generate the necessary 1.21 jigawatts of electricity. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 I'll just use my warlock magic then ^Stole the silver surfer's board but can't use it Link to comment
Spiderman Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 ^Stole Dr Strange's Clock of Levitation Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 ^ Swings amazingly well from spider web strings, but for some reason doesn't know what a parabola is. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 ^ Believes that a lateen rigged ship tacking against the wind is inferior to a square rigged. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 ^ Only sails on rigged sailboats Link to comment
Spiderman Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 ^doesn't know the difference between port and the stern. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 That's easy. Port = the thing you plug a flash drive into on a computer. Stern = very serious. And spiderman wishes he could be nocturnal like batman without drinking 3 cups of coffee every night. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Same here. Just make sure that you don't eat anything with garlic and that your silverware isn't actually made of real silver. Also ^ likes to celebrate occasionally by drinking a bag of the extra rare O- blood. It also coagulates less, which ^ is a fan of. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 This looks fun! Can I try? ^Is a time traveler who actually assassinated Archduke Ferdinan. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 ^ Was caught speeding at 88 miles per hour in a silver DeLorean even though he vanished before the police could catch him. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 If I vanished before the police coyld catch me how was I caught then? ^was caught making false police reports about innocent DeLorean owners. Link to comment
cute little kokiri girl Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 tried to use magic to bring a stuffed sex teddy bear to life. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Hey! That was purely a scientific experiment! How would you test your animation spells? And for those of you wondering, no it didn't work. I'd... I'd rather not talk about it... ^was caught at Saria's hut late last night. Supposedly Saria got her hands on a special vibrating Deku Stick & invited ^ to help her... test it out. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 ^ Accidentally knocked over the christmas tree when he put a carefully wrapped bag of diapers under the tree (right in the container of water). The diapers expnaded, caused a counter-clockwise torque, and rotated the tree 90 degrees with a loud crash. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hey, that wasn't me! It was actually an Mischief Imp that... I summoned... Okay I guess I kinda did do it. ^ Fell into the Optometrist's lens grinder & made a spectacle of himself. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Really? ^ Is actually an enderman from Minecraft. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 !namrednE na er'uoy ton m'I oN looc llits si tfarceniM sknihT ^ Link to comment
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