Good Golly we have a Problem

[BabyLock]

Good Golly we have a Problem !

Is everyone all tied up and incommunicative - unable to qwerty - I suppose it is difficult to type with oversize padded thumbless mittens !

With that pacifier filling your mouth verbal communication with Google Alexa Siri is intelligible gibberish just like real baby talk.

That locking diaper cover over doubled diapers is something  - you look like a gross case of the Pillsbury doughboy

If you are chained away in your private space (crib) you are not going to be getting anywhere near a computer and if you could those

spreader pants are going to limit your crawling speed.

So what is the solution ?

I guess we will have to wait until you have some free time ROFLOL ! 

That significant other - caregiver - baby sitter - someone you trusted said when you use your diaper 1 & 2 you might get released.

You better get working on that - - -