Why?

[Les Lea]

Why?

“What’s that rustling noise?”

“Just my underwear.”

“Are you being punished?”

“No, why do you ask?”

“Well, erm, aren’t you’re wearing a diaper.”

“Yes, so?”

“Oh, so you wet your pants then?”

“No, not when I’m wearing one.”

“Oh.”

“Doesn’t it feel odd?”

“No, why should it?”

“Well it looks thick and...well... erm, um...”

“I don’t understand why it’s of interest.”

“Well, cos you’re nineteen and shouldn’t be wearing baby stuff.”

“Who says it’s baby stuff.”

“Everyone.”

“Everyone who? You? I don’t.”

“Well everyone apart from you.”

“OK. Hey mister... are diapers only for babies?”

“What a dumb question...  fuck off... no one cares”

“Thanks mister. Well he doesn’t.”

“But most people do.”

“OK. Hey ma’am... are diapers only for babies?”

“Well young man... they’re for whoever needs them.”

“See, she doesn’t either.”

“Well some people think they’re only for kids...”

“So not everyone then?”

“Most.”

“But not everyone?”

“No I s’pose not.”

“So why do you wear them then.”

“Cos I want to.”

“Why?”

“Why not?”

“Because only babies wear... oh... erm...”

“Good. Do you want to see the new Pokeman Movie or not?”

“Of course... why wouldn’t I?”

“You’re such a big kid.”

“Yeah but I don’t wear a diaper.”

“Perhaps you should...”

“Nah not for me... “

“OK but when its half way through the movie and you need to pee... you know they won’t stop it while you go to the restroom.”

“Mmmm, never thought about that.”

“You see, big boys like me think ahead.”

“Perhaps I should wear a diaper.”

“Maybe you should AND it works just as well if we go see the new Fast and Furious movie.”

“Those always make me shit myself.”

“What more can I say? Let’s go and watch Pokemon... I’ll hold your hand if you get scared.”

“Thanks.”

“It’s what we big boys do.”

[Les Lea]

HI Diaperedboilerman

Glad you agree and thanks for the comment.

[Sarah Penguin]

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