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I'm So Mad I Could Pee My Pants!


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In fact I did... Actually in my diaper, but that's beside the point.

About mid morning today, I was relaxing and drinking coffee when some church people came knocking on my door.
I live in a private community and it's well known that soliciting is not allowed anywhere on the property.
When I finally got up to answer my door, this dude was in the process of dropping pamphlets at my doorstep.
So, I told him those needed to be picked up and that they weren't allowed to solicit in around here without permission.
He and his homies were like okay, but ignored anything I said by heading on over to my next door neighbor's house.
I know, should've just shut my door and let someone else deal with them. Instead, I let my male ego take over the situation.
I told them they needed to leave the neighborhood on their own or else the police could escort them off the premises.
That's when some wannabe tough guy in the group decided to come back to my door and tell me how he didn't like my attitude.
I let him run his mouth and when he was done I told him didn't care and he needed to leave. Not my rules, the community rules.
So, he kept going on about my bad attitude with an attitude as he backed off. Well dude, what do you want to do about it?
At that point the others in the group were guiding him away and I thought I'd better just shut my mouth as well as my door.
We were both being jerks. I admit it on my behalf. I just had to come here and vent about it. I'll laugh about it one day, I guess.

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Been there, done that. And I’m not saying that to put you off, like some door to door solicitor. I mean, I have done very same, and felt later, I could have handled it differently. You would be better off, to just say, no thanks, shut the door, and phone the police (using none emergency number) to report them. 

Its easy to get worked up over small stuff.

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When I get knocks on the door and I'd rather not be bothered I just check my security camera to see who it is and if its somebody I don't know I just run the action on my 12 gauge pump and watch the security camera to see the looks on there faces they can be priceless I've only had one person call the cops when the police officer asked me what happened I passed him my ccw permit and said all I did was run the action on my shotgun in my apartment I did not brandish my shotgun or break any laws all I did was run the action on my shotgun and that the person at the door must've heard me exercise my 2nd amendment rights and got scared the police officer laughed and told me to have a nice day and left.

Jehovah's witnesses hasn't been back to my apartment sense then 

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My wife and I lived in apartments like that. One night at 830, we put the kids in bed and some church goers knocked on the door. Just some teenagers. I lost it. I cussed them out saying u could wake my kids. I went where a church full of teenagers gathered for a bus. I asked who was the adult. The preacher came out and I told him the hole spill private property and stuff. I ended going to the church to deliver satan bibles on a church day. If they want to be rude to me, I can always return the favor

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They meant well. You could have simply said thanks but no thanks and left it at that. You confronted them, you were angry and you are surprised that they responded in kind?   I get you don't want strangers on your doorstep, but they didn't do anything terrible and they left.  I guess they broke some minor rules in your neighborhood, if you really really want to enforce that, then call the cops and wait inside.  If you want the authority to enforce laws, you need a badge.   You can't control the world, but you can hop up and down and be really really angry if you want to try to do it.  To me you seem like a cranky old man, but that's just me.

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8 hours ago, robert3996 said:

My wife and I lived in apartments like that. One night at 830, we put the kids in bed and some church goers knocked on the door. Just some teenagers. I lost it. I cussed them out saying u could wake my kids. I went where a church full of teenagers gathered for a bus. I asked who was the adult. The preacher came out and I told him the hole spill private property and stuff. I ended going to the church to deliver satan bibles on a church day. If they want to be rude to me, I can always return the favor

Brother I really like your attitude man well done I would have done the same.

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My German Shepherd barks very loudly when people show up at our door. I grab her collar and open the door. Quite often she will lunge against me in play- she wants everyone to play ball with her. It leaves a very different impression on strangers and they leave as quickly as possible. 

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I live in a RV park and its imposable to tell when someone is knocking at my door or the RVs around mine.

I also have installed a doorbell on my RV with a sign over it "door bell please use" but the morons still beat on my door.

By the way cops NEVER use the door bell they always beat on the door. many times with there night sticks causing damage to the door paint ECT.

Something about criminals wireing bombs to door bells

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I don't have this problem as my door is inside a hall and I don't hear anyone knocking on the outer door, no door bell either

Everyone that knows me, know they have to call me on phone 

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On 4/22/2019 at 8:57 AM, WetDad said:

My German Shepherd barks very loudly when people show up at our door. I grab her collar and open the door. Quite often she will lunge against me in play- she wants everyone to play ball with her. It leaves a very different impression on strangers and they leave as quickly as possible. 

Same thing here most people hear my girl barking and just leave, Dhl and ups won't deliver direct to my door anymore because of a very excited 45lb collie mix. They leave all my parcels at the end of my drive. One time a driver did come to the door and I had her restrained she just growled lowly at him barked once and he jumped said "oh very dangerous" in stammering broken english turned tail and left.  All of us in the house laughed hysterically about it when he left, but the poor guy probably could have used one of the betterdry's he delivered me at that moment haha.

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I don’t answer the door to people I don’t want to talk to. Problem solved. Really don’t care if it’s a private community or not. Other people can open their door or not. Doesn’t impact me.

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In UK you can get an official warning notice against uninvited callers, it's a criminal offence to ignore it,,,

As for Jehovah's Witnesses, just contact your local branch and ask them not to call, they will happily comply, and probably apologise, I know a few JWs and they are for the most part really nice people, but perhaps can be a little enthusiastic about their faith at times,,,

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As a teenager I was followed by a man preaching in the street after I sead I was not religious. He would not leave me alone so as a joke I turned around and told him I had lied, that I did believe in God because I was a Satan worshipper .por man went white as a sheet and sprinted away as fast as he could. 

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