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My arm had been killing me for the last month so I guess it's time.   At least I'll be diapered (and unless I get that doctor from Scrubs who has people take their pants off even for things like eye problems that won't be a  problem).    It's really my elbow.    Might be tennis elbow but I don't play tennis.   This always reminds me of the joke about the guy whose doctor has a new diagnostic machine that will diagnose any problem from a urine sample.    Skeptical, he provides a sample.   The machine diagnoses tennis elbow.   The man is livid.   The machine is a fraud.   His elbow is fine and he doesn't even play tennis.   He decides to put it to another test.    He provides more urine, he gets his wife to provide a sample, and even his teenage daughter.   He then mixes in some from his dog and just for good measure he masturbates into the specimen and takes it and feeds it to the machine.

The results come out.   I've got bad news.   Your wife has the clap.   Your daughter is pregnant.   Your dog has distemper, and if you don't stop jerking off like that, you'll never get rid of that tennis elbow.

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No problem at the Doctors.   Didn't even take off my shirt.   Turns out I do have tennis elbow (no cracks about jerking off).   Off to a sports medicine specialist. 

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I think I injured it changing out the car battery in my standby generator.     Just hasn't gotten any better.    The doctor says:

1.  Take Aleve

2.  Put the tennis elbow strap on my forearm

3.   Don't do stuff that makes it hurt (duh)

Off to the Sports guy to see what the long term strategy is.

 

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I went through 10 bouts of therapy at my local sports rehab clinic for my tennis elbow a couple of years ago.  It really works wonders.  Sadly....my other elbow acts up from time to time now.  Getting older has its challenges.....

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Well X-Ray'd and ultrasounded today (and yes I was wearing a diaper).    Torn tendon.   They did a ultrasound guided steroid injection and gave me some exercises to work on.

At least it was not painful like the ultrasound FNA I had last year.

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