Natalie Portman to go sad astronaut

[willnotwill]

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2019/03/20/natalie-portman-sci-fi-movie-nasa-astronaut-lisa-nowak/3226260002/

[dyperbole]

Kewl.

 

Still love her raps.

Natalie Rap #1

Natalie Rap #2

[AbabeBill]

16 hours ago, dyperbole said:

Kewl.

 

Still love her raps.

Natalie Rap #1

Natalie Rap #2

Shoot me now MF’er, I ant kissing no Jar Jar Binks D**k!!!  lol.

Or, put me in a double thick diaper and noisy plastic panties. 

Haven't seen those, they were MF’ing funny! 

[nappylover78]

Hope we get to see her in a nappy!

[cruxshadow]

On 3/23/2019 at 7:58 AM, nappylover78 said:

Hope we get to see her in a nappy!

It would be weird considering Lisa Nowak never wore a diaper during that fiasco. Her car looked like a hoarder's home, and had all manner of things in the back, including baby pull ups from before her kids were recently potty-trained, but probably not on long rides yet.

Anyway, a cop asked her why she had those in the back, and because it was such a stupid question, she sarcastically responded that she didn't wan't to make pit-stops. Any rational person would have recognized her sarcasm, and the fact that they wouldn't have fit her, but he was one of those very literal sorts, as many cops are, and took her joke at face value.