Joey_AB_DL Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 This is too funny. For the smooth folks. 1 5 Link to comment
diaperedandspanked Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Oh my god, what a riot. Laughed all the way through it. Link to comment
Cute_Kitten Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 That...was hilarious! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment
dyperbole Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Obligatory posting of my favorite Primus video 2 Link to comment
AbabeBill Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Will there be a “ Brenda’s Beaver II”, Like, “Brenda Takes Her Beaver To The Zoo”? Link to comment
willnotwill Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 What about Canada? They put the queen on one side and a beaver on the other. What's that all about? Link to comment
vvp39 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Funny as hell...thanks for posting that! Link to comment
Snugglebear_69 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 My friend just bought the whole box set of books lol Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Laughed so hard I peed myself, not that I mind it Bettypooh Link to comment
Dubious Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Is this a book for kids? Clearly written by a pervert Link to comment
willnotwill Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 From the author's Amazon listing: Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. As the father of five I have done more "story time" than I would wish on my worst enemy. Somewhere around kid three I started changing the stories to make the process a bit more bearable, but kids ain't dumb, not mine anyway...Immediately after even a tiny variation I was hit with "That's NOT how it goes!" Being just as clever as my kids, I came up with a simple workaround...I'd write my own book and read it word for word EXACTLY how it goes, it was brilliant. I did it again. Story time was getting fun. Somewhere around book three my drinking buddies got a hold of them...They were laughing so hard that some of them were crying, one of my wife's friends admitted that "she pee'd a little". That was the "ah-ha" moment that brought us to where we are now. It is time to share these works of art with the world. Reach Around Books--Season One is the first five books we ever printed. For a limited time, your Season One order includes a beautiful and collectable keepsake box for you to store and transport these precious works of art... Season one includes: Suzy Likes to Look at Balls Come Swing with Us! Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! If you have tried other "inappropriate" or "controversial" children's books I can say with confidence that these are longer, thicker and harder than what you are probably used to. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --Toodles! Link to comment
Joey_AB_DL Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 I ordered the Brenda's Beaver book, I intend to sneak it into the waiting room at my wife's doctors office (women's health). Link to comment
diaperguy85 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Joey_AB_DL said: I ordered the Brenda's Beaver book, I intend to sneak it into the waiting room at my wife's doctors office (women's health). YES!!! people need to lay off Brenda! some people like their beavers as nature intended them!! lmao! Link to comment
Dubious Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 I might give this to my sister for her birthday, she has 3 kids she can read them to Don't think it would be a appropriate to give the book to one of the kids Link to comment
Dprczyone Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 That will be on the New York Times best seller list next week! That's hilarious. Link to comment
Wolf Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 It just so happens, that I have a sister named Brenda. I shown this to her. I can't remember what she thought of it. Link to comment
willnotwill Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Wolf said: It just so happens, that I have a sister named Brenda. I shown this to her. I can't remember what she thought of it. She didn't comment on her beaver? Link to comment
Wolf Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 She was too depressed. An ex friend of hers hurt her very bad. So, I must give her some time. Link to comment
Three Rivers Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 That's a funny book, thanks for sharing. Link to comment
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