Any poets out there?

[Lil'PinkDi-dee]

I enjoy reading poetry.  I thought I'd start a little poem about our lifestyle, with the hope that some of you more creative folks could add stanzas of your own.  I'll start the poem  like this:

The magic brown bunny jumps out of your tummy,

and fills your diaper full.

It'll  glide and move and tickle your groove,

and totally that's no bull.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I must say that is not me
for as you quite plainly can see
I have not the time
for making a rhume
I an too engaged doing pee

[Spanky]

A nice warm stinky while you suck on your binky

All nice and squishy on your tooshy

May all of the gassy passy

May your bum be red as a plum.

[dyperbole]

People that write on bathroom stalls,
Roll their shit into little balls.
Those who read these words of wit, 
Eat those little balls of shit.

[Lil'PinkDi-dee]

Another little poem:

"In days of old, when knights were bold,

and pottys weren't invented,

you'd drop your load beside the road,

and walk away contented."

That little poem brings up an interesting question for us diaper lovers:  What was invented first?  Was it the potty or was it diapers?  So I did a little research and here is what I found:  British archeologists digging somewhere in Denmark in 2017 found the remains of a 1000 year old outdoor privvy or outhouse.  Diapers were invented in England around 1570.  An Englishman named John Adamson invented the modern flush toilet in 1853.  Although Sir Thomas Crapper was a real person and indeed a plumber, he did not invent the flush toilet, although he did patent a few improvements to it.  So, God bless the English!  They are always so pre-occupied with the practical aspects of life.

[rusty pins]

There once was a Scottish Bag-piper,

Who's playing made him quite hyper,

He quickly ran,

On his way to the can

But ended up filling his diaper!

[Mars.inDiapers]

On 2/1/2019 at 2:08 PM, rusty pins said:

 

 

Silly of piper been it has

to make such a needless haste

when a diaper on his ass 

was there to contain his waste.

 

[rusty pins]

The Piper said, "Oh what the hell,

With this diaper on no one can tell,

a very safe bet,

I wore it to wet,

but pooped it and now I do smell!"