My Diaper Is So Thick.........

[rusty pins]

My diaper is so thick I was laying on my lawn and everyone thought it had snowed!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

My diaper is so THICK...companies wat to rent ad space on it - 30 at a time

[le Hollandais]

My diaper is so thick you can ski down the slope in July.

[dyperbole]

My diaper is so thicc that when I swim in the Atlantic Ocean, the water level drops a foot.

[rusty pins]

My diaper is so thick I can't walk through a warehouse door without brushing both sides of the door frame.

[BabyLock]

6 hours ago, rusty pins said:

My diaper is so thick I can't walk through a warehouse door without brushing both sides of the door frame.

Ah the ole "Fatty fatty 2x4 can't get thru the bathroom door" either !

[le Hollandais]

My diaper is so thick that when I fell down, nobody laughed. But the sidewalk cracked up.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

My diaper is so THICK....Nobody asks me what "brand" I use, they just ask the weave; guaze, bird'seye or twill

[rusty pins]

My diaper is so thick the neighbor kids use it as a trampoline.

[NotToBigForDiapers]

My diaper is so thick that when I walk on the beach the tide comes in.

My diapers are so thick the front and back are in two separate time zones.

[fillemup]

My diaper is so thick it has created its own gravitational pull on the inside. As a result, I cannot keep my pee or poop in my body.

[rusty pins]

My diaper is so thick a group of skiers tried to ski down the back side. 

[Galaxie 66]

My diaper is so thick they call me the human snowball .

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

My diaper is so THICK..... when I say "let's roll" they take it literally

[PrincessArya]

My diaper is so thick, when I wear yellow plastic panties people yell TAXI!

My diaper is so thick, I don't need the internet because it's already worldwide!

[dyperbole]

My diaper is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.   

[billybobtombo]

My diaper is so thick, it doesn’t know its own name!

[Mysterion]

My diaper is so thick .... because my seat heating is broken ?

[Spiderman]

My diaper is so thick it has it's own gavational pull.

[rusty pins]

My diaper is so thick it's the only other thing beside the Great Wall Of China that can be seen from space!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

My diaper is so THICK. nobody asks what "brand" it is; they know better