I just got a new toy in the mail and @Aries got me thinking on how the scenario COULD have gone. Here's the status update that started it (with a picture of the jacket in question): https://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?/profile/61380-bbykimmy/&status=30933&type=status Caught "Hi mommy," I grinned sheepishly as the door swung open.  I had been struggling to get the stupid jacket off for almost three hours - I was really glad I had eaten lunch before the mailman came