Comfortably diapered Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Just got my rearz nursery plastic pants and I love them!! I was so excited to try them out lastnight. My girlfriend was like aww babe it's Soo cute, She then patted my butt. Nothing like getting a surprise box of diapers delivered on a warm sunny day. Link to comment
ppdude Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Ohhhh boy. Hope you had a good time... If you did, do tell on the wonking thread in the kid's/boys topic! Thanks! Link to comment
Comfortably diapered Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 Not sure what wonking is...like wanking? Nah I do t talk about that lol but they are great just chafe abit Link to comment
ppdude Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 7 hours ago, Comfortably diapered said: Not sure what wonking is...like wanking? Nah I do t talk about that lol but they are great just chafe abit Yeah. That's what I mean... Beating the meat, wanking, wonking, jerking off, masturbating. Any other descriptions/names are there? Must be a lot? You apparently are more up to speed than I! Link to comment
rusty pins Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Having a date with Rosie Palm Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 hours ago, rusty pins said: Having a date with Rosie Palm ...and her 5 daughters Pulling the pud (Now gives "pulled pork" a new meaning) Hand Solo Link to comment
ppdude Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Little Christine said: ...and her 5 daughters Pulling the pud (Now gives "pulled pork" a new meaning) Hand Solo Choke the chicken? Link to comment
id0ntknow Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 7 hours ago, rusty pins said: Having a date with Rosie Palm Another one I've heard before is Having a date with Palm-ela Hand-erson. Link to comment
Comfortably diapered Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 And my topic became about jerking off... Dick Hertz from holden Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Slap the Bishop Link to comment
ppdude Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 18 minutes ago, Comfortably diapered said: And my topic became about jerking off... Dick Hertz from holden Link to comment
rusty pins Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 How about "Dick Hertz from Yonkers"? Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Nyte Kitsune said: Spank the monkey I'm pretty sure "spank the monkey" is specifically a term for watching porn behind your spouse/SO's back. Not a general term for masterbation. Wait, why am I participating in this conversation? Link to comment
ppdude Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Yall, this is real funny! Keep em cummin (in your vinyl!)... Link to comment
Comfortably diapered Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 Jerkin the gherkin Link to comment
BabyDL44 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Are you sure it wasn't "Handjela". Link to comment
rusty pins Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Pounding the beef steak. Old parady song: Last night, I went to bed and masterbated - it felt so great! I couldn't wait! Last night, I went to bed and masterbated - it felt so good! I knew it would! You should have seen me on the long strokes! It felt so grand! I used my hand! You should have seen me on the short strokes! It felt so neat! I used my feet! (Chorus): Oh, mash it, bash it, throw it on the floor! Wrap it around the bed post and slam it in the door (the door the door the door the dooooooooor!) Felt so good I think I'll go and masterbate some more! Link to comment
ppdude Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 That, I think wins so far. I wet myself laughing! Link to comment
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