Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Before you know it, warm weather will be here. Since my wife can't have kids (medical reasons), she has made me into her "Baby Linda". She has said she always wanted a baby girl. I resisted this at first, I just wanted to be her 'little diaper boy'. But when she found out about my love for adult cross-dressing (M to F), all my power to resist crumbled. She now totally has her way with me, making "Baby Linda" into whatever she wants her (me) to be. I couldn't be happier! She dresses me up in little pink "sissy dress" with tons of ruffles on it, and puts little pink bows or ribbons in my hair. She bought me some plastic panties to put over my diaper. They're medium pink with darker pink floral pattern on them. she calls them my "crinklies". She even dyed all my cloth diapers pink, for when the weather gets too hot to wear the plastic panties. You need to know that the dress is short enough that the bottom 1/3 of my diaper or panties is exposed. I'm somewhat of an exhibitionist anyway, so I totally enjoy that. I mentioned earlier that she always has her way with me. Maybe I'm worrying about nothing here, but a wild thought just came to me. What if she gets a wild idea to breast-feed me in public? We often do it at home as well as bottle-feeding. That would be just like her to do that. I'm sure I would enjoy it immensely, but mall security would probably take a dim view of that. That could possibly land both of us in jail! I'm maybe getting carried away here, but can you imagine what my cell mate might say or do after he asked me: "Well, what are you in for?" Now there is a fair amount of chatter on this site about ABDL furniture (cribs, high chairs, etc.), but little if any about transportation needs. Baby Linda needs an adult-size stroller, for when mommy takes her (me) to the mall. Mommy has said that she wants to show Baby Linda off to all her friends when the weather gets warmer. I can hardly wait! So do any of you other members here know where I can get a stroller? Link to comment
Elfy Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 I'm sure if you go to the local mall, somewhere near the back, you will find a special store for big sissy babies. They are always there (or at least that's what the stories tell me) then your wife can buy you an adult sized stroller, bouncer, highchair and everything else then she can convert the spare bedroom into a nursery for you and you can be a baby 24/7. Breastfeeding in public is no big deal, I mean there are all sorts of debates about it with kids when it's required but I'm sure it's acceptable for an adult to do it as part of their kinky play... Babies need to drink right? Just get your wife to lift her top up in public and latch on preferably with as many people watching as possible. Maybe some other ladies will want to take their turn feeding the big baby and they will volunteer to take over until you make big excited squirties in your diaper. To be honest it sounds perfectly reasonable to risk going to jail and getting put on the sex offenders lists. Of course your wife will want to show you to her friends. What self-respecting wife wouldn't want to expose their private lives to everyone they know? I'm sure there'll be a picnic in the park where you can play in the sandpit whilst your wife and all her friends have a good adult time, you'll eventually succumb to the inevitable and make little mud pies in your diaper and then your wife will have to change you in front of all her friends. In short... Screw laws, screw common decency and screw reality 1 4 Link to comment
AwakenEvil Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Elfy said: I'm sure if you go to the local mall, somewhere near the back, you will find a special store for big sissy babies. They are always there (or at least that's what the stories tell me) then your wife can buy you an adult sized stroller, bouncer, highchair and everything else then she can convert the spare bedroom into a nursery for you and you can be a baby 24/7. Breastfeeding in public is no big deal, I mean there are all sorts of debates about it with kids when it's required but I'm sure it's acceptable for an adult to do it as part of their kinky play... Babies need to drink right? Just get your wife to lift her top up in public and latch on preferably with as many people watching as possible. Maybe some other ladies will want to take their turn feeding the big baby and they will volunteer to take over until you make big excited squirties in your diaper. To be honest it sounds perfectly reasonable to risk going to jail and getting put on the sex offenders lists. Of course your wife will want to show you to her friends. What self-respecting wife wouldn't want to expose their private lives to everyone they know? I'm sure there'll be a picnic in the park where you can play in the sandpit whilst your wife and all her friends have a good adult time, you'll eventually succumb to the inevitable and make little mud pies in your diaper and then your wife will have to change you in front of all her friends. In short... Screw laws, screw common decency and screw reality I don't know if you are trolling or... Link to comment
TheGameArch Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 57 minutes ago, AwakenEvil said: I don't know if you are trolling or... I think Elfy was trolling. I found it to be quite an elaborate and hilarious troll too Link to comment
DL4LIFE Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 12 hours ago, Elfy said: I'm sure if you go to the local mall, somewhere near the back, you will find a special store for big sissy babies. They are always there (or at least that's what the stories tell me) then your wife can buy you an adult sized stroller, bouncer, highchair and everything else then she can convert the spare bedroom into a nursery for you and you can be a baby 24/7. Breastfeeding in public is no big deal, I mean there are all sorts of debates about it with kids when it's required but I'm sure it's acceptable for an adult to do it as part of their kinky play... Babies need to drink right? Just get your wife to lift her top up in public and latch on preferably with as many people watching as possible. Maybe some other ladies will want to take their turn feeding the big baby and they will volunteer to take over until you make big excited squirties in your diaper. To be honest it sounds perfectly reasonable to risk going to jail and getting put on the sex offenders lists. Of course your wife will want to show you to her friends. What self-respecting wife wouldn't want to expose their private lives to everyone they know? I'm sure there'll be a picnic in the park where you can play in the sandpit whilst your wife and all her friends have a good adult time, you'll eventually succumb to the inevitable and make little mud pies in your diaper and then your wife will have to change you in front of all her friends. In short... Screw laws, screw common decency and screw reality LMFAO Elfy! Well said. I'll be checking the internet news over the summer I'm sure there will be a headline somewhere. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Oooooh- nice sarcasm Elfy I'm old and experienced enough to know that some very unlikely things do happen, but there's a limit to what is believable Bettypooh Link to comment
AwakenEvil Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I think I found this dude on People of Wal-mart! Link to comment
DL4LIFE Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 hours ago, AwakenEvil said: I think I found this dude on People of Wal-mart! C'mon post the link. 1 Link to comment
Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 Just a little update here. She scuttled the idea of the adult stroller. She said that I was doing so well with my 'diaper waddle' that it would be a shame to hide that with a stroller. So I guess when the warmer weather does finally get here, I'll be waddling around the mall hand-in-hand with her while being double-diapered and wearing the frilly little dress that I talked about earlier. COME ON SUMMER!! Link to comment
Elfy Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 You aren't very good at reading a room are you... Link to comment
Stroller Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 You aren't very good at reading a room are you... I laughed out loud when I read this Link to comment
ELLIE52 Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Surely, Lil'Pink is just being tongue in cheek and getting a kick out of it. It is rather humorous assuming it's all a joke. Link to comment
AbabeBill Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 IT’S ALL A JOKE, TILL SOMEONE FILLS THEIR DIAPER! Then, it’s sorry, sorry, sorry! 1 Link to comment
ELLIE52 Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 LOL, AbabeBill. I know *you* have a sense of humor. Link to comment
Darkfinn Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 I don't know if you are trolling or... Ya know it's a funny thing. If I tear someone a new one for being ridiculous I get warned.... but an "admin" can do it with no consequences. Link to comment
AwakenEvil Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 You can get Mr. Hanky to give you a ride in the PooChoo Train! Link to comment
repetitivediaperwetter88 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I sooooo needed the laughs! xD Thank you so much! Link to comment
rusty pins Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Get her to wear thick diapers too. Then you can rub diapered butts together as you waddle through the mall "Cheek to cheek" instead of "Hand in hand". Link to comment
Stroller Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) Edited March 20, 2018 by Stroller Pomposity -sorry guys Link to comment
AwakenEvil Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Every word of what you said... Was wrong Link to comment
Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 I just love her so much, she's so good to me. As part of my wife (Mommy) getting me (Baby Linda) ready for my first mall visit when warm weather finally gets here, she has given me a few 'pointers' as part of my 'training'. She told me yesterday: "I don't know whether you know this or not, but some women just go nuts when they see a cute little baby out in public. Even though they're total strangers, they will probably come up to you and start talking baby talk to you. When they do that, just smile at them and giggle a little bit. You have such a cute little baby giggle, don't hide it. If they tickle you or kiss you or even fondle you, just let them have their way with you and act like you're enjoying it. I don't think that should be a problem for you, since you're constantly craving affection anywhere you can get it. If they accidentally hurt you in any way, then its OK to cry. However if you do want to cry, I don't want any loud outbursts, just your cute little baby whimpers. If you stay on your good behavior while we're there, I will give you a little treat. I will take you to the ice cream shop and get you a little kiddie-size caramel sundae. I will spoon feed it to you there." I'm really getting anxious to go the mall and go shopping with her and show off my new dress and my diapered bottom and my newly learned 'diaper waddle'. Warmer weather can't get here soon enough. Link to comment
Elfy Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Can you at least keep all the fantasies in one thread? 1 Link to comment
Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 Oh no Elfy, that would be too easy. If you're going to bad-mouth me at every turn, then I want to make you at least work for it by chasing me from thread to thread. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Oh no Elfy, that would be too easy. If you're going to bad-mouth me at every turn, then I want to make you at least work for it by chasing me from thread to thread. Hahahahaha! Okay I'll admit that was funny! Link to comment
Elfy Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I'll make it easier by merging your threads and letting you know that if you create more threads about it you might find you won't be making too many more threads in future. A new thread for everything is unnecessary and bordering on spamming. Link to comment
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