Post a rediculous answer to the question

[~Brian~]

Because of things that should be SIMPLE to do are made more difficult. (takes an aspirin)

Why does life suck sometimes?

 

 

[astrodiaper]

Because nature abhors a vacuum. 
 

Why does popcorn taste so damn good?

[Firefly 35]

We are currently experiencing supply shortages of gunpowder corn.  On an unrelated note, please be sure that you handle this product with caution.

Is minuyte related to thyme?

[ValentinesStuff]

Only in music.

 

Is beer good for you?

[Firefly 35]

Only if it was made from hops that can jump particularily high. 

Where is the nearest whatchamacallit?

[Babygeebee]

Right beside the thingamajig outlet. 

Is it faster to Los Angeles than by bus? 

[3bsg3]

Not if you live in by bus.

Do you know the muffin man?

[~Brian~]

No, but I would like to meet him, and have him give me a banana Muffin

Is it time to make the Donuts???

[Babygeebee]

I'm tired of the "hole" business

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[~Brian~]

because someone was a silly fool hehehe

Why do people sometimes act so Mean?

 

[Babygeebee]

Because mean means average.

Is cereal soup?

[~Brian~]

No, but there are people that Kill a Box of Cereal, and Eat it all, so I guess that is something

Why does a BIG bag of something have 1/4 of the contents it should have, and 3/4ths of the remainder is Empty space or air?

[Babygeebee]

That way you can use the bag as a pillow. 

Is firefly the opposite of waterfall? 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 4/6/2022 at 11:55 AM, ~Brian~ said:

why does life suck sometimes?

 

 

Because Mother Nature has a hair across her ass the size of a bridge support cable because Father Time has been going out with Christine Jorgensen all the...erm...time

[Firefly 35]

On 8/16/2022 at 12:25 AM, Babygeebee said:

Is firefly the opposite of waterfall? 

I can't make a comparison there because @waterfallhasn't posted anything yet.

If you drop a piano down a mineshaft and it strikes an A flat minor, what chord would it strike if you drop it down an elevator shaft?

[Firefly 35]

On 8/18/2022 at 6:27 PM, Firefly 35 said:

I can't make a comparison there because @waterfallhasn't posted anything yet.

If you drop a piano down a mineshaft and it strikes an A flat minor, what chord would it strike if you drop it down an elevator shaft?

I guess that would be a diminished minor.

Why is it unseasonably warm this winter?

[Babygeebee]

Because there is no such thing as a reasonably cold winter. 

 

Why is it called shipping when it goes by truck? 

[astrodiaper]

Because when it reaches its final destination, it can’t keep on truckin’. 
 

Should I know the muffin man?

[Firefly 35]

No, the bagel man is a lot more fun.

Is electric eel backup power a worthwhile investment?

[BabyJune]

Sunds "fishy" to me. Why do we tak about changing a diaper? Changing it into what? I prefer my diapers to remain diapers.

[lil_stinkie]

On 12/29/2022 at 2:14 AM, BabyJune said:

 Why do we tak about changing a diaper? Changing it into what?

a portable toilet

how do i stop being hungry with only a dollar to my name?

[Abi]

On 1/1/2023 at 5:39 AM, lil_stinkie said:

how do i stop being hungry with only a dollar to my name?

Wait a couple of days, and you'll be absolutely starving instead.

Why can't giraffes fly?

[lil_stinkie]

14 hours ago, Abi said:

Why can't giraffes fly?

they have no need to really, they would rather stay in their own "neck" of the woods.

what is it that makes hippos hungry all the time?

[astrodiaper]

Because marbles are hard to come by. 
 

How many snowflakes does it take before the majority of the population forget how to drive safely?

[Abi]

One for each wheel.

How do you decide which side is "heads" on the coins of an Islamic country?