Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Warmwetandcozy]

Fish tacos 

What is the capital of mars 

[horrorfan]

Cherry pompoms.

Why does rain come from the sky?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because water is flying up

Why is gold valuable ?

[horrorfan]

Because it is the only material that can defeat the aliens.

Why is fire hot?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Becaues ice is hotter 

Why is water blue?

[horrorfan]

Because of acid reflux.

Why can't mimes talk?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because they said they can't 

What color is the sky 

[horrorfan]

The exact same color as the sky.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Round house kick 

Why doesn't super man cross dress as wonder woman ?

[horrorfan]

No one who's seen it has lived to tell the tale.

Why is grass green?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because the grass is always yellow on the other side 

Why drink Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola?

[horrorfan]

Because student loans, depression, mental illness, and poor life choices.

Why does everyone obsess over shiny pokemon?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because of kinky boots 

Why wear shoes when you can wear rubber socks ?

[horrorfan]

Because sidewalks are made of jello.

When was the world's tallest mountain?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Cheeseburger 

Is Pluto a planet ?

[Bonsai]

It was, before someone digged it for its diamonds and rubies.

Who shot to the tires of my car?

[horrorfan]

Aye, t'was not a shot, but a bite...it were Jack the Rabbit, out for revenge for his fallen comrade...whom ye bashed with thy motorized steed for a measly five points.

Why do chicken and potatoes take so long to digest?

[Firefly 35]

Because your digestive system is still on the cheeseburger setting, which is highly inefficient.

If the sun burns out, how big of a lightbulb would you need to replace it?

[TheCormac]

Rhododendron biscuits

How much longer is that sodding warm up band gonna hog the stage for?

[Warmwetandcozy]

1234689007314700 light years 

What is a light year?

[horrorfan]

Lightyear is a fictitious character in Toy Story.

Where's my coffee?

[Mars.inDiapers]

In your diaper,.... wait... It's supposed to be a ridiculous answer, not one that actually makes sense..

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I know the recipe for your tea, but if I told you, I would then have to kill you. 

 

How many voltamperes of torque does it take an orangutan to push a round peg through a square hole? 

[Warmwetandcozy]

-infinity 

What's the difference in eternity and infinity 

[Firefly 35]

There is no difference.  Both are the exact same shade of pink.

Who amended the laws of physics?

[Bonsai]

The black box where all the forbidden wishes that are extracted from our heads are transformed into nightmares that make young girls and boys wet the bed.

Who left the toilet lid up?