Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Firefly 35]

Yes, you and your friends did something before.

Does anyone know where the nearest store is that has blue raspberries?

[KPAXOR1987]

Just about every store that has a slushie machine, I recommend the strawberry or cherry though. 

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in china though?😱

[Firefly 35]

Because everything is important if it relates to the Chinese chicken.

Has anyone found a recombobulator?

[astrodiaper]

No, but I thought I spotted a combobulator in a pull a parts yard. 
 

How come the pumpkins have united, but we can’t?

[LilRugrat]

Because humans cant all learn to vine, and pumpkins have super powers. 

How did the no legged chicken get on the roof? 

[Firefly 35]

Was washed down the drainspout.

Is a Roomba basically a modern equivalent of the old witches' self sweeping broom?

[astrodiaper]

It may have started that way, but now it’s the new exciting platform for transporting black cats. 
 

What was that?

[Rift The husky]

A space rock

If there are rocks in space how did they come down to earth?

[LilRugrat]

They didn't, the earth's core is a wormhole shooting the rocks into space. 

How many TV’s are currently in the landfills?

[Firefly 35]

About 856 hours worth.

Why do some LED lightbulbs last for only 2 weeks when others last forever?

[astrodiaper]

Because you didn’t install them like Uncle Fester does. 
 

Why the hell am I standing here staring at my phone?

[Babygeebee]

Someone has to keep an eye on it.

Which is heavier, A pound of nails or a pound of feathers? 

[LilRugrat]

Only the person they fall on knows.

How many people would it take to build the largest "dog pile" in world records? 

[astrodiaper]

I’m not sure, but I’m thinking it might be a little easier with actual dogs. 
 

What was that sound?