Warmwetandcozy Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Because salvation isn't gay or lazy Why is money green ? Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I have limited experience with railroad spikes. When did you start driving? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 1900 and 99 beers ago Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 On 9/13/2018 at 9:11 PM, Warmwetandcozy said: 1900 and 99 beers ago The answer is infinity since dividing a question by zero results in cheese dip. Why do people put their house up for sale when they don't have a large enough boat for it? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Nobody has enough toenails to donate to the make a wish foundation for that stuff anymore. Is infinity divided by zero the meaning of life? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 The meaning of life has infinite answers, so dividing it by zero would equal the meaning of light bulb. What type of vacuum cleaner would you need to clean the internet? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 The kind that blows Why is the earth round ? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Because if it was any other shape, the Equator would not fit. Why do they call them "rainbows" when there is not actually a bow. Shouldn't they be called "rain ribbons?" Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 Rainbows are a very rare type of rain ribbon in which the laws of physics and optics don't apply. Do the midterm elections have any proposed changes to the laws of physics? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 No just the laws of America Why is the sky blue Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 It was painted that way to look soothing. What is (2÷yellow) + rainy Tuesdays? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Tacos Why does goldschlager taste so sweet Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 The gold is lemonade.Why is purple?Sent from my SM-T713 using Tapatalk Link to comment
TheCormac Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Off the cock and round the chimney and then into the wider field of investment banking. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen porcupine? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Remember the Alamo!!! Why are MAGA hats made in China? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Because the water/cheese ratio is only 7% What is a duck? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 A swimming cat Why are diapers so expensive Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 Because the cost of a diaper is proportional to the maturity of the person wearing it. Why is there New Years Day, but not Old Years Day? Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 The old year is taken out back and shot, as is tradition. Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Spaghetti What is the difference between scotch and whiskey? Link to comment
BabyMark3 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 One is called scotch and the other is called whiskey. それは何だ? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Its not what its when Why is money green Link to comment
BabyMark3 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Cause it is. Do you have a problem with that? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 That's my story and I'm sticking to it Why do do dogs bark Link to comment
BabyMark3 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Cause they like to scare cats Do you know about the musical Hamilton? Link to comment
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